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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5378 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 2940 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 421 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
so, like, come join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we give you DISCOUNTS on everything. it’s not that you’re cheap, it’s that everyone else is just PAYING TOO MUCH. like, who wants to be a sucker and overpay, amirite? plus, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. like, who even thinks of that? it’s INSANE. so come join us and be part of the wackiest, most discount-loving community in all of minecraft land.
