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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7099 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 309 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!