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Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further than our server! We have a thriving community of players who love to prank each other and cause chaos.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and plenty of laughs. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show, with surprises around every corner. Plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ve ever seen – come marvel at our giant statue of a chicken riding a pig!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives, because things can get a little crazy around here.

IYO SKY THREAD Minecraft SMP

asuka, Bayree, Dacutie, Damage CTRL, IC title tournament, instagram, Iyo, IYO SKY, Kairi, liv, Main Event, Minecraft, photobooks, Raw, reunion, SATURDAY NIGHT, SKY, smp, social media, Thread, titles, twitter, WarGames, Women’s World Championship, wrestler

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	8347
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Iyo and Liv’s championship match can’t compete with.

Bayree’s time on Iyo’s Wargames team was smoother than a baby’s bottom, while Dacutie’s reunion with Iyo and Kairi was more heartwarming than a puppy cuddle puddle. And let’s not forget about Damage CTRL’s quest for all the Titles – they’re more ambitious than a squirrel trying to hoard all the nuts in the forest.

Kairi and Dacutie entering the IC title tournament? It’s like watching a pair of unicorns compete in a rainbow obstacle course. And let’s all send good vibes to Asuka for a speedy recovery – we need her back in action faster than a creeper explodes in your face.

So come join us on this insane journey where anything can happen, from unexpected alliances to epic battles for glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a full Damage CTRL reunion that will go down in Minecraft history!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

fag pics, gay culture, gay pride, gay pride activism, gay pride celebration, gay pride events, gay pride festival, gay pride flag, gay pride month, Gay Pride Parade, gay pride solidarity, gay pride support, Gay Rights, homosexual, LGBT community, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, pride parade, queer, rainbow flag, same-sex love, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7370	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is fag pics! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that deep within the virtual world, there is a hidden treasure chest filled with the most fabulous fag pics you’ve ever seen. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its secrets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to sassy skeletons, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come join us on our fag pic-filled journey and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server around!

Zion Williamson Out For A Month And Won’t Return Again In 2024 Minecraft SMP

2024.., Basketball, biggest bust, career ending, Career Setback, DISAPPOINTING, future uncertain, high expectations, injury, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Month, NBA, new orleans pelicans, out for a month, Potential, Rehabilitation, RETURN, setback, sidelined, smp, sports, WILLIAMSON, won’t return, Wont, Young Talent, Zion, Zion Williamson

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4019	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the biggest bust in NBA history! Join us as we build a giant statue of a basketball player who never lived up to the hype, complete with a constantly deflating basketball court.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “worst player of the game” challenge, where the loser has to wear a ridiculous basketball costume for the rest of the day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dungeon where we keep all the failed NBA draft picks locked away, just waiting to be freed and redeemed in pixelated glory.

So come join us on our wacky journey through the world of basketball and Minecraft, where the only thing bigger than our dreams is our sense of humor!

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

Dixie, Friends, Minecraft, Pole, Server, southern accents, southern charm, southern culture, Southern food, southern history, southern hospitality, southern lifestyle, southern music, southern pride, southern states, southern traditions, southern USA, subedition, YeehawCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8892
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but trees and dirt? Well, look no further because our server is sans pole edition – that’s right, no poles allowed! Why, you ask? Because poles are so last season, darling.

But wait, there’s more! Join our subedition where we search high and low for the elusive Poleless Pole. Legend has it that this mystical creature roams the lands, spreading joy and confusion wherever it goes. Will you be the one to finally catch a glimpse of this legendary being?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the outrageous shenanigans, and the downright ridiculousness. Who needs poles when you have all this madness waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!

No. 206644657 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious identity, Mystery, No. 206644657, novel, puzzling, secret, smp, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown, unknown identity

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Votes:	1628
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered robots. Will you join forces with them or stop their diabolical plan? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of epic proportions in a world where anything is possible (and probably a little bit ridiculous)!

🎯FunTime🎯 Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, funtime, Gaming, Grief, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, No Dupe, online gaming, Pirate, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, server hosting, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ores Mined:	7059
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9810
Void Armor Forged:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3

The owner of the “FunTime” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Bing, computer vision, creative coding, creativity, dall e, dalle, data science, deep learning, digital art, gans, generative adversarial networks, Image Generation, image synthesis, innovation, machine learning, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, Server, Technology, visual recognition

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Star Shards Collected:	191
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy kitten? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some pretty sick moves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy supply of diamond armor – things can get pretty wild around here.

Lose My Mental Abilities Minecraft SMP

Abilities, act innocently, Caretaker, childlike innocence, childlike wonder, coping mechanisms, Hope, Innocence, learning to read, LOSE, lose mental abilities, Mental, Mental Development, mental health, Minecraft, new level of autism, overwhelming urge, regression, self-care, smp, Support, take care of me, Therapy, Vulnerability, without worries

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	340648
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as unhinged as you are.

Imagine building a giant toilet house, riding pigs into battle, or starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty chicken. Anything is possible in our realm of madness. So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a truly mind-boggling experience.

Who needs sanity when you can have endless fun and chaos in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let your inner child run wild!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

activism, anti-Semitic, banter, blocky, Conflict, CTV News, demonstration, discrimination, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupation, Ottawa, palestine, Parliament Building, Political, Pro-palestinian, protest, religious tensions, Server, social justice

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a protest at Parliament? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Jewish and pro-Palestinian protesters have put down their signs to join in on the fun!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world while dodging picket signs and navigating through a sea of conflicting opinions. Will you choose to build a peaceful village or start a riot with your fellow players? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the thrill of a virtual protest while crafting your very own pixelated masterpiece. Join now and let the madness begin!