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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5646 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 498 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.