🔥day of the spoon Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

SpoonCraft: Where Aussies, Poles, and Memes Collide in Epic Minecraft Adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to explain them! Join us for a wild ride filled with political intrigue and social chaos.

Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!

So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!

RareDiseaseCraft

Awareness, chronic conditions, Diagnosis, genetic disorders, health, Healthcare, Illness, Medical, rare disease advocacy, rare disease awareness, rare disease community, rare disease foundation, rare disease patients, rare disease prevention., rare disease research, rare disease statistics, rare disease support, rare diseases, RareDiseaseCraft, Treatment

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yo, come join our minecraft server cuz we got more rare diseases than a hypochondriac at a medical convention! if you wanna catch ’em all like pokemon but with diseases, this is the place to be. we got everything from unicornitis to spaghetti brain syndrome.

plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

so if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and a whole lot of weirdness, come join us on our minecraft server. just remember to bring your hazmat suit and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get crazy up in here!

Avalon MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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The #1 cracked economy Minecraft server which supports all clients of Minecraft including both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft with unique features and plugins which include Team Wars, Koths, a giant PvP arena, an Auction House, and much more.

avalonmc.expnse.xyz:25656

4iw survival

banned, Community, Friends, Minecraft, rules, Server, Survival, Testing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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4iw Original Survival Server In public open testing Please join the community to be whitelisted (temporarily closed) Please follow the basic server rules Anyone found violating the rules will be banned (including IP) The main purpose of running the server is to make friends. I hope everyone likes it.

mc.4iw.de

SmashCraft Minecraft Server

Animal Crossing, Characters, donkey kong, f-zero, fire emblem, Gaming, kirby, legend of zelda, metroid, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo characters, Pikmin, pokemon, Server, smash bros, Smashcraft, splatoon, Super Mario, super smash bros, video games, Wishlist, xenoblade

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Are you tired of the same old boring Smash characters? Do you want to see some truly wild and wacky fighters in the next game? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and suggest your favorite Nintendo characters to be added to the roster.

Imagine battling it out as Isabelle from Animal Crossing, armed with nothing but a fishing rod and a mean right hook. Or how about playing as Tom Nook, throwing bags of bells at your opponents and building houses on the battlefield?

But that’s not all – we’ve got even crazier ideas up our sleeves. Picture this: Waluigi riding in on a giant Chain Chomp, wreaking havoc on all who dare to challenge him. And who could forget about the ultimate showdown between Princess Peach and a horde of angry Goombas?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your dream Nintendo character will make it into the next Smash game!

MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

MyCuteWifeCraft, smp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by my cute wife who will ban you if you don’t compliment her pet chicken, Clucky, every day. But don’t worry, Clucky is a real diva and loves the attention!

Join our SMP for a chance to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who has a crush on my wife and will do anything to keep you away from her. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against a jealous Enderman and survive the llama fashion show, come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

aita, annoying behavior, birthday celebration, broke teenagers, calamari mishap, eating off the floor, expensive restaurant, extra money, Feeding, Generosity, HangryCraft, high school, Kids, loud teenagers, obnoxious behavior, paying for kids food, pissing, reinforcing bad behavior, restaurant etiquette, teenage girls, weird restaurant hour, wife not happy, Wives

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Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

Appetite, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, FANTASY, fantasy food, fantasy world, FictFoodie, fictional cuisine, fictional delicacies, fictional dishes, fictional food, Food, Hunger, imagination, long tail tag, Minecraft, mouth watering, smp, WHIMSICAL, wish

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

PixelLingoCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

Peaceful Waters

Anarchy, Survival

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Sick of the annoying modern updates in Minecraft? Sick of moderators always being cringe? Peaceful Waters is for you! Peaceful Waters was created to offer the classic lawless vanilla Minecraft anarchy experience without the excessive lag or wait times that the OG servers have. no rules, no mods/plugins, no moderation. Have fun. Please join the discord if you have the app, submit suggestions, or insult me. This server will continue to be up. See you. Founded 8/11/2024

PeacefulWaters.mc.gg

Exoria SMP

16 GB of RAM, Builders, Community, East Coast, Exoria SMP, Hosting, Intel Core i9-13900, Java 1.21, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, pvpers, REDSTONERS, Roleplay, roleplayers, Ryzen 9 7950x, Server, smp, Survival, U.S, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Welcome to the Exoria SMP potential new friends!

Before we begin lets go over what type of community this is. It’s a friendly no judgement zone where we can all come together and relax as people who enjoy the game of Minecraft since there’s a wide variety of people who play the game. We’ll do our best to be inclusive and not make anyone feel left out or like they’re being targeted.

About the SMP itself.

The server will be hosted on the East Coast of the U.S on Java 1.21, keeping it as vanilla as possible with minimal plugins to enhance the experience. It’ll be a place for all types of players to band together and find enjoyment out of the game within a community. We invite all Minecrafters from redstoners, to builders, pvpers and roleplayers to come join the server and make your mark on it! As of writing this the server will be open within a week or two, as soon as we can push it out and will be a paid hosting sporting 16 GB of ram on a 4 thread Ryzen 9 7950x or an Intel Core i9-13900 processor.

199.127.62.17:25517

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crops Grown:	7418	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	82702
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ores Mined:	3541
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3342	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Star Shards Collected:	136
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Potions Brewed:	154	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Items Found:	2939
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	28811
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Buildings Constructed:	14

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9400
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	1719	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

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