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SpoonCraft: Where Aussies, Poles, and Memes Collide in Epic Minecraft Adventures!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds are the stories we make up to explain them! Join us for a wild ride filled with political intrigue and social chaos.

Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!

So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!

PutinCraft2021

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even trump is getting involved. he’s threatening to blow apart the entire G7 just to protect putin, can you believe it? that’s how crazy and intense this server is.

we’ve got diamond armor for days, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

join us now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server. who knows what other world leaders might show up next? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine like there’s no tomorrow!

Serotonin Space Adventure

5-HT4 receptors, Adventure, antidepressants, Brain, depression, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neurochemistry, neurology, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin, serotonin levels, Space, SSRI treatment., SSRIs, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ores Mined:	565	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

are you feeling down in the dumps? need a pick-me-up? well, have we got the minecraft server for you! come join us and let the serotonin flow like a river in your brain! our SSRIs will have you feeling like a brand new player in no time. say goodbye to those 5-HT4 receptors and hello to a world of serotonin-induced happiness. join us now and start your journey to a brighter, blockier future!

Survival without husk server minecraft

husk, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Without

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Enchantments Applied:	210
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

The description of the server server “Survival without husk” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

1w42.vanillaboxmc.ru

Zenith SMP

Adventure, Challenges, Chaos, Community, CONSTANTLY, Discord, dragons, Events, Evolving, Future, high-tech, MAYHEM, Medieval, Modded, new story, smp, Survival, Technology, Theme, Wasteland, zenith

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9202	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Star Shards Collected:	75
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

ZENITH SMP Overview

Features	Bored of the same old Minecraft grind? Zenith SMP is here to shake things up! This isn’t just another SMP—it’s a constantly evolving, modded survival experience where the theme, mods, and world reset every few months!
Why Join Zenith
Get In Early	We’re still building, and we want you to help make Zenith SMP legendary! Join now, be part of the foundation, and flex that “OG Player” status later.
Join the Discord	https://discord.gg/jAtc5Dy4EU

ZENITH SMP FAQ

1. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every few months, bringing a new theme and mods for a fresh experience.

2. Can players vote on upcoming themes and mods?

Yes, the community is encouraged to vote and help shape the direction of each season.

3. Are there special events and challenges in Zenith SMP?

Yes, each season features unique events, challenges, and mayhem for players to enjoy.

Whispered Windrifts 1.21

ANONYMOUS, awkward, behind, childish, Discreet, EMBARRASSMENT, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Mischief, prank, secret, Sitting, smell, social faux pas, teasing, whispered, Windrifts

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of insanity!

We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!

And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!

Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, credit card debt, cruise disappointment, Europe trip, family conflicts, family drama, financial struggles, Guilt, job interviews, Job Opportunities, Latin America cruise, Minecraft, missed opportunities, parental disappointment, parental expectations, savings depletion, Server, sibling dynamics, student loans, unemployment, vacation stress, VacayVeto, wasting money

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old cruises and ready for an adventure of a lifetime? Join our Minecraft server for the wildest virtual vacation experience ever!

Imagine this: you’re sailing through the pixelated seas of Latin America on a 14-day cruise, all expenses paid. But wait, there’s a twist! You’re also on a mission to find hidden treasures and battle virtual pirates along the way. Who needs Europe when you have this epic journey ahead of you?

But that’s not all – we also offer job interviews on the high seas! Connect to our server from anywhere in the world and show off your building skills while impressing potential employers. Who knew Minecraft could help you land your dream job?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring vacations and hello to endless fun and excitement. Your mom may be mad, but she’ll understand once she sees the amazing adventures awaiting you in our Minecraft world. See you there!

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crops Grown:	6250	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

BIZARRE, craziest thing, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, mind-boggling, odd, out of this world, Real Life, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable events, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, UnbelievableCraft, Unexplainable, witnessed

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Towns Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4760	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Void Gems Collected:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	2641
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!