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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 970 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
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