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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5827 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
