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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5570 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9347 |
Crops Grown: | 4097 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!