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ClubCraft: Where Creepers Get More Action Than Players!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	243	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

🤣 Are you tired of getting kicked out of clubs because you can’t control your sticky hands? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your sticky hands roam free without judgment! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community of players who understand the struggle of sticky hands. Who knows, you might even find a secret stash of diamonds hidden by a mischievous club owner who got tired of cleaning up after us sticky-handed players! So come on, join us and embrace your sticky-handed destiny! 🤪✨ #StickyHandsUnite

VtuberVortex: The Minecraft Server that will make you forget all about those virtual YouTubers!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1970
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of watching Vtubers and want to dive into a world where YOU are the star? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. Join us and say goodbye to Vtubers because you’ll be too busy building your own virtual empire and fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Vtubers and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of fake and gay religions that were founded after 0 AD? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the real deal! We don’t mess around with made-up BS like the Talmud or Islam (seriously, 600 AD? Get outta here with that nonsense).

Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Crafty Chaos Crew – Join the Pandemonium! #1398

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6031
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and dungeons? Well, look no further than our server that is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina!

Join us for outrageous adventures in the Mirror Dungeons, where you can face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But be warned, things can get a little wacky in there – just ask the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust!

So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – but so is having a good sense of humor!

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where Minecraft meets beach vibes! Tank tops and shorts optional 😉

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting distracted by your coworkers’ hot bods at work? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about inappropriate workplace behavior again. Plus, our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes in tank tops and shorts, so you can ogle to your heart’s content without any HR intervention. So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come get your fill of virtual eye candy on our server!

Oops, I broke Minecraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, SHE killed billions! Who is SHE, you ask? Well, she’s a legendary player who has single-handedly taken out billions of mobs with her diamond sword of doom. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and destruction she leaves in her wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!

Crafting Crackheads & Creepers: A Server for Misunderstood Misfits

acceptance, addiction, compassion, compassion fatigue, Crackheads, Crafting, CREEPERS, Cryptids, discrimination, drug addicts, Empathy, Entertainment, homeless people, homelessness, Humanity, Marginalized, mental health, misfits, misunderstood, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids for your entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected encounters and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!

ColorfulCraft: Where all shades are welcome, even the ‘Blacks in a western euro centered colorism society’!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	5136	Buildings Constructed:	50
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	151

Are you tired of living in a world where your skin color determines your worth? Do you feel like you’re constantly battling against the oppressive forces of colorism in society? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all shades of melanin with open arms!

Join us as we overthrow the oppressive forces of euro-centric colorism and embrace our beautiful dark skin. Build your own virtual world where everyone is equal, regardless of skin color. Take down Uncle Toms, whites, and pick-me model minorities in epic battles for justice and equality.

So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of society’s expectations and embrace your true self, join our server today. Let’s create a world where black is beautiful and everyone is welcome!

Crafty Wait-a-While Server: Where Patience is a Virtue…and Also a Requirement!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll find to even think about sleep! Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can fly (literally, we have pigs with wings, it’s a whole thing).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground llama racing circuit that only the bravest players dare to enter.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but sheep-counting boring, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that was actually just a flash mob gone wrong). See you in the game!

Crafty McCraftface: Where building dreams come true… or get blown up by creepers! LOL

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Votes:	3712
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Godjak himself is a player! Join us for a chance to prove your worthiness to enter the Heaven Gates by showing off your skills in building and surviving in our wacky world.

But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?

With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!