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SisNotRoleModel – Minecraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the family drama, like this poor player who has to deal with a sister who can’t seem to get her life together.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister moving in with you and mooching off your hard-earned diamonds. You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft without any unwanted family members tagging along.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with family drama is a lot harder than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!

SalarySplurge in Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SalarySplurge, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Towns Built:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick, or participating in our annual sheep shearing competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and make the best purchase of your first salary by investing in a lifetime of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!

SmellCraft: Oddly Attractive!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	5786	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Animals Bred:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and sadness? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server smells like a magical blend of unicorn farts and freshly baked cookies. It’s so irresistible, even creepers can’t stay away!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the source of the mysterious scent. Rumor has it, there’s a secret potion hidden deep within the mines that will give you the power to summon a herd of enchanted pigs to do your bidding.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to get their hands on the potion. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate scent seeker? Join now and find out!

CraftyThaksin’s Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Meteorites Collected:	1

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Ores Mined:	8883
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

1.19.3, Atoqs, Die, dreams, Minecraft, Nightmare, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Farms Harvested:	883	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Animals Bred:	151	Players Killed by Monsters:	9724
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, big girls, Bitches, blocky, body positivity, CHUBBY, curvy, Edition, fat, fetish, guilty pleasures, hump day, low self-esteem, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty thoughts, overweight, plus size, Server, sexual fantasies, taboo, Ugly, Unattractive, voluptuous, wank

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child care, child safety, Communication, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Family Values, generational differences, in-laws, Minecraft, ParentalBlock, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, tough love, toxic behavior, trust issues

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!