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BudgetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer you anything exciting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a $10 million budget to make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Want to build a diamond castle? Done. Want to ride a unicorn through a lava-filled dungeon? We got you covered. And the best part? Our server director will personally come to your house and give you a free high-five before you even log in. Join now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

NerdyKweenCraft SMP

America, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, ethnicity, inclusion, INEQUALITY, KWEEN, Life, Marginalized, Minority, Nerd, NerdyKweenCraft, prejudice, Privilege, Race, smp, social justice, society, Stereotypes, UNFAIR, White

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where every white nerd can become a kween! Life may be unfair in America, but in our server, anything is possible. Join us for a chance to rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of yourself to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Chicken Jousting” and “Sheep Racing” where you can compete for fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow-colored wool. And don’t forget about our monthly “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” where the winner gets to wear the dragon’s head as a crown for a whole week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate kween of the server. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even have your own army of loyal minions to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless in our crazy, chaotic world.

KickOutCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, adult choice, background check, cleaning, college student, Cooking, daughter-mother connection, doctor appointments, Fights, foundation, funding trip, immigrant family, kicked out, KickOutCraft, low pay, managing affairs, Minecraft, raising siblings, regrets, savings, Server, TAXES, uncontrollable

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of being kicked out of your virtual home by grief-stricken Minecraft moms? Look no further than our server! We promise not to kick you out, unless you forget to feed your virtual Minecraft pets. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, insane building challenges, and a community of players who understand the struggles of being the foundation of their Minecraft families. Plus, we have a special event where you can file virtual taxes and clean virtual houses for extra in-game currency. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let’s build a virtual world where moms never kick you out!

WatchWoesMC

collecting watches, delicate watches, high-end watches, investing in watches, luxury watches, PP brand, valuable watches, watch brand, watch care, watch collection, watch criticism, watch enthusiast, watch handling, watch hobby, watch investment, watch passion, watch saving, watch spending habits, watch value, WatchWoesMC

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Players Killed by Monsters:	8624	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of dating someone who doesn’t appreciate your high-end watch collection? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone understands the value of a good timepiece!

Imagine logging on to our server and finding your significant other wearing your most expensive in-game watch. But instead of getting upset, you both can laugh it off and have a great time together exploring our virtual world.

And don’t worry about financial backgrounds here, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. No need to explain your expensive hobbies to anyone, just enjoy the luxury life in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knew a virtual world could solve all your relationship problems?

SuperstitionSMP: LuckyBlock Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, irrational behavior, irrational beliefs, irrational beliefs and behaviors, irrational beliefs and fears, irrational beliefs and practices, irrational beliefs and superstitions, irrational fears, irrational habits, irrational rituals, irrational superstition, irrational thinking, luckyblock, Minecraft, smp, superstition, superstition belief, SuperstitionSMP, superstitious behavior, superstitious beliefs, superstitious habits, superstitious practices, superstitious rituals, superstitious thinking

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ores Mined:	1403	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superstition is avoiding stepping on cracks in the sidewalk? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that if you don’t sacrifice a diamond to the Minecraft gods every full moon, your crops will wither and your animals will revolt against you! Join us for a wild ride of absurd superstitions and wacky rituals that will have you questioning your sanity (and your Minecraft skills) every time you log on. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and bizarre Minecraft experience anywhere else!

PixelBootyCraft

attractive, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image perception, body positivity, breasts, butt, Confidence, curves, EYES, Female physical features, Feminine beauty, hair, Hands, Legs, Long tail tags: What makes a woman attractive, NECK, physical appearance, PixelBootyCraft, Sensual body parts., shoulders, skin, Smile, stomach, woman’s body

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Animals Bred:	129
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4421	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Forget about the usual answers like eyes or smile, on our Minecraft server, the most attractive part of a woman’s body is her blocky, pixelated diamond armor! Join us to see all the stylish and fierce female warriors strutting their stuff in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Block Booty” competition, where players compete to see who has the most impressive pixelated posterior. Trust us, you’ve never seen curves like these before!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheeky as it is creative, come join us and get ready to be blown away by the beauty of blocky babes and their bootylicious builds!

KurskCraft: Russian Convoy Wipeout

alleged, Conflict, convoy, Destroyed, destroyed convoy, destroyed vehicles, emerges, Evidence, footage, footage emerges, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, News, russia, Russian, Russian convoy, Tanks, Trucks, Vehicles, Video, War, wipeout

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	570
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5574

hey u, ya u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?? well u better join our server cuz we got crazier things happening than a russian convoy getting destroyed in Kursk Region! we got creepers blowing up like fireworks, zombies doing the cha-cha slide, and skeletons shooting arrows like they’re in the olympics!

join our server and be a part of the madness! build a house out of diamonds, ride a pig off a cliff, or challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun!

so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, it’ll be more epic than that destroyed russian convoy in Kursk Region!

MemoryCraft: Beat the Blues

“Youth, beat, Blues, cognitive function, cognitive skills, cognitive therapy, Cognitive Training, depression relief, depression symptoms, depression treatment, depressive symptoms, memory enhancement, memory exercises, memory improvement, memory recall, memory retention, memory therapy, Memory Training, MemoryCraft, mental health, recall, specific memories, youth mental health

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Animals Bred:	78	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

so, liek, u kno how u always forget where u put ur diamondz in minecraft? well, dis server is, liek, da answer to all ur memoriez problemz! we got dis crazy memory training dat will make u remember where u put ur stuff AND reduce ur depression symptomz!

u kno how u always feelin down when u can’t find ur diamondz? well, no more of dat on dis server! u’ll be recallin specific memoriez better than ever before! and u’ll be feelin happier too! it’s, liek, a win-win situation!

so come join us on dis wild ride of memory training and reduced depression symptomz! u won’t regret it, i promise!

GirlPower Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, bittersweet, Character development, deserving, emotional, fan favorite, Female Protagonist, girlpower, HEARTBREAK, Love Triangle, Minecraft, never wins, Overlooked, overlooked heroine, overlooked protagonist, romance, second lead syndrome, Server, support character, tragic, Underrated, unrequited love

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of playing on servers where the best girl never wins? Well, look no further because on our server, the best girl always wins! We have epic competitions where players have to prove their worthiness by battling it out in epic build-offs and PvP matches. Rumor has it that the last winner was a pig named Princess Sparkles who built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and defeated a dragon with her bare hooves. Join us and show everyone that the best girl can always come out on top!

SailorMarineMC – Ahoy! Minecraft SMP

Ahoy, Birthday Anniv Live 2024, Bishoujo Muzai Pirates, Clips and other stuff, Dead Ma’am’s Chest, Houshou Marine, I’m Your Treasure Box MV, III MV, Koisuru fortune cookie, Lolikami, Marine Shukkou, Minecraft, Rurudo, SailorMarineMC, SHINKIRO MV, Showa Song Festival, SKDW Hibiki Radio, smp, twitter, Umisea MV, Unison, Wana Be Junky MV, 宝鐘マリン

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Farms Harvested:	977
Divine Spears Created:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	3996
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you stumble upon a chest in the game, but instead of finding treasure, you find a dead ma’am’s chest! Who knows what kind of spooky shenanigans await you as you explore this mysterious find.

And don’t even get us started on the birthday anniversary live event in 2024. Rumor has it that the birthday cake is actually made of diamonds and emeralds! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that celebration?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special performance by the one and only Lolikami, who will serenade you with her angelic voice while you mine for resources.

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!