david r. smith Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	7199	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4962	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Potions Brewed:	117

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mines Excavated:	1385
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8453
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Animals Bred:	116
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Animals Bred:	78
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Box, city, noodle

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!