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WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	704	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	4918
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Votes:	5679
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	192093
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Votes:	7644	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7105	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!