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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Runes Activated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Towns Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	5353
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	141
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8824
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	253
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2797	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Emeralds Found:	9473
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ores Mined:	4470
Dimension Hops:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2291	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Enchantments Applied:	121	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Emeralds Found:	9662
Falling into the Void:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	1459

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.