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The Lie Detector Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of fake soccer drama and ready for some real excitement? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own soccer team and compete against other players in epic matches! Forget about PSG, this is where the real action is at. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs. Who needs Neymar when you have that kind of power at your fingertips? Join now and show off your skills on the virtual soccer field!

Grateful Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the real world drama of political elections and feminist tears! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to build, mine, and craft without any Trump-loving drama. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any feminist rants that might come your way. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some blocky fun!

POLITONE server Minecraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.

Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!

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Wizard’s Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	5264
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your collection of Daddy’s Girl panties? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for a chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond-studded swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with golden apples and enchanted armor. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again… one pair of Daddy’s Girl panties at a time!

Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Zombie Dances:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	581	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.