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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8487 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
And if that wasn’t enough, my virtual kid is my world and you’ll always come 2nd or 3rd if we have virtual pets. Sorry, not sorry. Oh, and did I mention you must be single with no virtual kids? I don’t want your virtual shitty baggage.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players!