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Minecraft SMP – Ukraine Happening General

Belgorod, border regions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, domestic-made ballistic missile, drone attack, F-16 crash, gas pipeline, general, Happening, Kharkiv, Minecraft, missile strike, mongolia, oil base, Poltava, putin, Rostov Oblast, russia, smp, state secret, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Buildings Constructed:	41

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more intense than the Ukraine conflict! Our server is so action-packed, Putin himself claims our players face no resistance while advancing in the game. Zelenskyy may have reshuffled his cabinet, but our players will never shuffle their loyalty to our server.

Experience crazy battles like the russian missile strike on Poltava, where 50+ players were “killed” (respawned, don’t worry) and 200+ were “injured” (lost some hearts). And forget about boring old oil and gas production, on our server, it’s a state secret!

We’ve got Ukrainian F-16s crashing, drone strikes targeting power plants, and even domestic-made ballistic missiles being tested. And if that’s not enough, we have an eternal flight for russian Su-25 aircraft – they just can’t seem to land!

So join our Minecraft SMP today for a gaming experience that’s more explosive than a residential building being bombed in Kharkiv. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP

UglyButCuteMinecraftSMP, unconventional aesthetics, unconventional allure, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional charisma, unconventional charm, unconventional desirability, unconventional magnetism, Unique Features

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mines Excavated:	4131	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you find creepers with mustaches attractive, because on our server, every creeper has a fabulous mustache that will make you swoon. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen with top hats and monocles – they are the epitome of sophistication and style.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so majestic and powerful that all other chickens bow down in its presence. Rumor has it that the Chicken King can lay golden eggs that will make you the richest player on the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wacky world of mustachioed creepers, dapper zombie pigmen, and the one and only Chicken King. Who knows what other ridiculous surprises await you in our crazy corner of the Minecraft universe!

CraftyNoobSkills

Ability, Adaptability, capability, common, Communication, competence, CraftyNoobSkills, critical thinking, Crucial, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, important, Lacking, life skill, necessary, practical, problem solving, proficiency, skill, talent, valuable

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

The skill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies, mutants, and killer robots! And where better to hone that skill than on our Minecraft server? Join us for epic battles against hordes of undead creatures, daring escapes from mutant monsters, and intense showdowns with rogue AI. Plus, our community is full of expert survivors who can teach you everything from crafting the perfect zombie-proof shelter to outsmarting a sentient computer virus. So why wait? Join us now and show the apocalypse who’s boss!

CyberCraft: Russia vs NATO

#cyberattacks, allied nations, Conflict, cyber threats, cybercraft, cybersecurity, digital warfare, diplomatic relations, Espionage, foreign policy, HACKING, Information Security, Intelligence Operations, international relations, military aggression, nato, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, US

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mines Excavated:	4425
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against the evil russian hackers just like in real life!! we team up with ukraine and nato to take down those cyberbullies and protect our virtual land!! join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and maybe even some virtual diplomacy lol!! don’t miss out on the action, join now and help us defeat the cyber villains!!

Bingo’s Farmyard Fun

Animals, Bingo, Bingos, catchy tune, Childhood, children’s song, classic, dog, Farm, Farmer, Farmyard, Fun, Lyrics, Memory, Music, name.., Nostalgia, nursery rhyme, old macdonald, Repetition, rhyme, sing-along, song

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Divine Spears Created:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off zombie cows with ur trusty carrot sword. u can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and have pet creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff.

once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they lived happily ever after, eating their way through layers of frosting and sprinkles.

come join us and be a part of the craziest adventures in minecraft history. u never know what u might discover next, like a talking chicken or a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Bingo was the name of the farmer, not the dog, but on our server, everyone is named Bingo and everyone is a hero. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset).

Ketamine Interrupts Machine Gun

antidepressant, brain function, depression relief, depression treatment, glutamate receptor, gun, INTERRUPTS, ketamine, ketamine research, ketamine therapy, Machine, mental health, mental health breakthrough, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, mood regulation, mood stabilization, neural activity, neuroplasticity, neurotransmitters, NMDA receptor, psychiatric medication, psychiatric therapy

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	1287	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure ketamine. You mine that shiz and suddenly your character starts trippin’ balls, but in a good way. Forget about building houses and farms, on this server you build your own psychedelic wonderland.

And get this, when you’re feeling down and depressed, just log on and start mining that ketamine. It’s like a party in your brain, man. Your neural activity is like a machine gun going off, but then ketamine comes in and says “chill bro, I got you.”

Join this server for a wild ride through the depths of your mind. Who needs therapy when you have ketamine blocks to mine? It’s a whole new level of Minecraft, trust me.

What is the IP for Swag x Godly Minecraft Server?

GODLY, Minecraft, Server, swag

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3526	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	79
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Swag x Godly is a talented and versatile artist who combines elements of swag and spirituality in his music. With his unique blend of street smarts and higher consciousness, he captures the attention of listeners with his catchy hooks and thought-provoking lyrics. Swag x Godly is carving out his own lane in the music industry, elevating the rap game with his innovative style and infectious energy.

Light SMP

1.16, Active, anti cheat, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Mature Players, multiplayer, No Griefing, no pay to win, PvP, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	3132

Welcome to light SMP! Have fun and enjoy!

Store: https://lightsmp.tebex.io Staff: 1/5 1. Please do not Greif 2. Don’t Hack (AntiCheat Is Installed) 3. Please Be nice

If any rules are not followed you will be banned for a period of time!

54.39.130.44:25616

Least Network

craftsmen, Factories, open world, Quests, Skills, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	116784	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Least Network is a survival server where you can have fun and have a huge open world. It has various systems (Factories, Craftsmen, Quests, Skills) and don’t forget to enter the server to see more.

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Mococo’s Crappy Minecraft Server

attitude, bad behavior, Behavior, Conflict, Crappy, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, Event, inappropriate, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, negative vibes, Negativity, poor conduct, Problematic, Rude, Server, shitty person, Social Interaction, TOXIC, UNACCEPTABLE, unkind, Unpleasant

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Oh, Mococo is just trying to keep things interesting on our Minecraft server! You see, Mococo once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else. And during events, they like to stir up drama by pranking other players with invisible potion effects or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their base. It’s all in good fun, though! So if you want to join our server and witness Mococo’s shenanigans firsthand, come on over and see what all the fuss is about! Just watch your back around them…they might just turn you into a chicken for a laugh.