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MommyCraft: Noobs Beware!

autism, BEWARE, child protection services, cluttered home, codependency, disability, Divorce, dog sitting, ethical dilemma, family dynamics, financial abuse, health and safety concerns, infestations, Mold, MommyCraft, moral duty, neglect, Noobs, Parental Responsibility, POVERTY, Reporting, sibling relationships, social anxiety

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Farms Harvested:	388	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magic Items Found:	8476	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character is tasked with dog-sitting in a house filled with black mold, clutter, and even a guinea pig in the kitchen! But wait, there’s more – your family members are all codependent, your mom is using your sister’s disability money for luxury vacations, and your dad is nowhere to be found!

But fear not, because in this server, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos and decide whether to report your family to the Minecraft equivalent of social services. Will you choose to save the day, or will you let the madness continue?

Join now for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience! Who knew dog-sitting could be so entertaining? 😉🐶🏠 #MinecraftMadness

StruggleCraft – Love Edition

avoidance behavior, communication breakdown, couples therapy, Edition, emotional disconnect, Emotional distance, hidden struggles, lack of intimacy, love, mental health, overlooked signs, partnership challenges, Relationship Counseling, relationship issues, Relationship Red Flags, signs of distress., signs of struggle, silent suffering, StruggleCraft, struggling partner, unaddressed issues, unrecognized distress, unspoken problems

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8786
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there watching? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a strict “no freeloading” policy! Join us and watch as your partner finally starts pulling their weight in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, which has been known to turn even the most stubborn players into hopeless romantics. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate while exploring our pixelated world.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying that playing Minecraft with your partner has never been more… interesting.

UsinskCraft: Fire & Fury

breaking news, Damage, Disaster, emergency, environmental impact, explosion, explosion news, Fire, fury, Incident, industrial accident, investigation, Major, Oil Refinery, refinery explosion, Reports, russia, Russia explosion, Safety, Usinsk, Usinsk fire, UsinskCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16

OMG u guys, have u heard about the EPIC server where u can set off CRAZY explosions like an oil refinery in Russia??! 😱🔥🚀 Join us for some FIRE action and watch the world BURN in a blaze of glory! Who needs boring old mining and crafting when u can blow stuff up instead?! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself started the fire just to lure players to our server. So come on over and let’s light up the night sky together! 💥🔥🌌 #ExplosiveFun #HerobrineApproved #JoinUsNow

MoralityCraft: Election Edition

Behavior, court cases, Decision making, Edition, election, elections, Ethics, Governance, health, Implications, law, Moral values, MoralityCraft, Politics, Psychology, public policy, research, seasonality, Social Sciences, society, Timing, UBC study, VALUES

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7982	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

So, like, this server be like a rollercoaster ride for your soul, man. We got seasons of moral values going on, like, whoa dude. It’s like one day you’re all about helping your neighbor and the next day you’re stealing their diamonds in the virtual world. It’s a wild ride, bro.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing if you’re gonna be a saint or a sinner on any given day. Plus, imagine the chaos in the virtual court cases and elections we’ll have. It’s gonna be a riot, man.

So, like, come join us on this crazy journey of moral ambiguity and see where the seasons take you. It’s gonna be a trip, dude.

MEDUSACRAFT SMP | UNIQUE ECONOMY & SURVIVAL | STAFF NEEDED!

Crate rewards, Discord, Earth, Economy, free to play, Grief Protection, MedusaCraft, Minecraft, Needed, pay to win, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, server ip, smp, Staff, Store, Survival, Towny, Unique, vote ranks

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2196	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

MedusaCraft | Information

MedusaCraft is a small friendly survival server that aims to provide your classic minecraft survival experience. The server offers a player-driven economy, which gives everyone a chance to buy/sell items independently.For extra comfort and safety of our players we offer grief protection so our players can protect their builds, homes and land.We are not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with vote ranks, extra perks, amazing crate rewards that can all be obtained with votes and in-game currency.

Important Info

Server IP – play.medusacraft.orgDiscord Link – https://discord.gg/tCxEfrkD3RStore – http://store.medusacraft.org/

pmc.medusacraft.org

ExoriaSMP: Where even the creepers are asking for a raise 13+

BetterRTP, Clearlag, CMILib, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Discordsrv, Essentials, ExoriaSMP, guard, Jobs, luckperms, Minecraft, Plugins, raise, rules, Shop, SimplePortals, smp, Survival, Tab, Tpa, VAULT, Worldedit

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7899
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

ExoriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21
Keep Inventory	On
Difficulty	Normal
IP	ExoriaSMP.serv.gs

Features:

Website
Community
Fully in-house operated server
Discord bridge

Rules:

Don’t be racist
No hacking
Change your nickname to be your Minecraft IGN
No NSFW content
No speedrunning
No spamming
No combat log
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense
Be honest

Guiding Principle:

Moderation should be the last resort, and not the first.

Plugins Used:

Plugin Name
BetterRTP
Clearlag modified
CMILib
DiscordSRV
Essentials
Jobs
Shop
Luckperms
SimplePortals
Tpa
TAB
Vault
WorldEdit + Guard

Join the Server:

If you want to join, click Here

PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

adorable, cat, cat lover, Country, countryside, cute, domestic animal, domesticated, Feline, four-legged friend, für, mammal, meow, Minecraft, pet, pet owner, purr, PurrfectCraft, Rural, rural living, Server, Tail, Whiskers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
New Chunks Explored:	259806	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	294
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of living in a world where cats rule the land? Well, look no further because on our server, cats are banned! That’s right, no more pesky felines stealing your loot or knocking over your precious redstone creations. Join us and experience a world where dogs reign supreme and creepers are actually friendly! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

CuckCraft, cucks, ending, ever, fucking, happier, Happy, Hero, just, Kek, KWAB, Like.., long tail, love, NothingMakesMeHappier, One, Seeing.., Shit, smp, tags, worst endings, you

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

SchoolDramaBeGone Minecraft Server

child safety, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, Family Values, financial struggles, Hunger, lunchtime, Minecraft, parental roles, parenting, principal meeting, school district, school lunches, SchoolDramaBeGone, Server, teacher involvement, theft, theft prevention, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value sharing and caring for one another’s virtual lunches! 🍔🍎

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Join us and meet a community of players who understand the importance of a good meal, even in pixelated form! Our server is filled with players who are willing to pack an extra lunch for those in need, just like the dad in this story who packs two lunches for his daughter to share. 🥪

👩‍⚕️ Need a break from the hustle and bustle of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape, just like the nurse mom who works night shifts and needs a little pick-me-up during the day. 💤

🏫 Explore our virtual world and discover the joys of teamwork and empathy, just like the dad who believes in helping others in need, even if it means sacrificing a lunch or two. 🤝

💥 So come on over and join our server, where the only stealing happening is players stealing hearts with their generosity and kindness! 💖 Who needs diamonds when you can have a community like this? 💎✨

BoomerCraft Dreamz

BoomerCraft, Boundaries, budgeting, career, dementia, dreamz, education, family, finance, forgiveness, frugality, Guilt, Inheritance, investing, last wish, MILLIONAIRE, parents, relationships, retirement dream, stock market, success, University

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this crazy family story? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! 🌟

🤯 Imagine a world where your parents disappear, only to come back begging for money to fund their retirement cruise spree! Will you help them out or stand your ground like a boss? The choice is yours on our server! 🤑

😂 Play with other players who have equally insane stories to share, from unexpected encounters at the grocery store to family drama that rivals a soap opera! You’ll never have a dull moment on our server! 🤪

💰 And hey, who knows? Maybe you’ll become a Minecraft millionaire just like our OP became a real-life millionaire! The possibilities are endless on our server, where anything can happen! 💸

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post turned Minecraft server description! Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in-game! 🎮✨