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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 107 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
