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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5285 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
