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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 1552 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 9459 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more strict than my mom’s 6th marriage? Look no further! Join our server where we have more rules than you can shake a stick at. Want to ride a 4-wheeler? Better make sure those tire marks are invisible. Want to fish in our pond? Better not get too close to the liner! And don’t even think about using the game room or movie theater without our supervision – we’re watching you!
But hey, it’s all worth it for the chance to eat outside on the game card table, right? And who needs a dog in the house when you can have your own garage for him? So come join us on our server where the rules are as strict as my mom’s plastic runners at a pool party. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t get yelled at for leaving your shoes by the front door!
