We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your chances of finding love on /soc/.
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And guess what? LEGO Fortnite v30.40 is here, and you can use Bus Stations to fast travel around the map. It’s like a dream come true for all you speed demons out there.
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Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the winner gets a diamond crown and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week!
Explore our custom-built Lostbelt No.42024, where you can summon crazy creatures and repair singularities with the power of friendship (and TNT)!
We’re celebrating 21 million downloads with a Space Ishtar summon, where you can ride a rocket ship to victory and blast your enemies into outer space!
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