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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2877 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 309 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!