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CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Animals Bred:	51
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dimension Hops:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8264	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6367
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Love Letters Sent:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Potions Brewed:	122
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

FateCraft: BlueScreened

accepts fate, Blue Screen of Death, BlueScreened, bug, Company, Computer, computer repair, crash, error message, FateCraft, Hardware, IT, microsoft, operating system, software, Software Development, system failure, tech industry, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!