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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7184 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.