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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9894 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
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