SchoolDays Roleplay Server
Welcome to SchoolDays Roleplay Server! Immerse yourself in a virtual life where you can drive cars, go on dates, take on jobs like teaching or working in a café, and interact with a fun community of players. It’s a cool and immersive experience that makes daily life in the game feel real and fun. Join now and start living your virtual life to the fullest!
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Welcome to the craziest blocky realm you’ve ever laid your pixelated eyes on! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the ultimate "wtf?!" moments outside of your love life, then you’ve hit the jackpot. Here’s why you need to join us NOW:
First Date Survival Challenge: Forget boring dinner dates! Dive into our First Date Survival Challenge! Land on a floating island with a stranger (also made of blocks, obvi) and try to survive the night while fending off zombie exes yelling "You’ll never find someone like me!" Trust us, that kind of thrill can turn awkward small talk into a battle for survival!
The Creeper Ex Factor: Ever gone out and realized halfway through that your date is a total creeper? Well, here you can experience that in real-life blocks! Our server is infested with emotional Creepers that explode with insightful "he said, she said" gossip every time you step into their territory. Rumor has it, they have the juiciest tales about Steve’s last terrible date with a zombie!
Enchanted Love Potions: Craft your own enchanted love potions that can either make your character irresistibly attractive or, alternatively, cause temporary but hilarious transformations. This week: Turn your date into a chicken and see just how much they can still cluck up a conversation! (Warning: laughter may ensue, or running away in horror!)
Speed Dating with Endermen: Ever wanted to try speed dating with mysterious creatures? Our very own Endermen will teleport in-and-out, whispering sweet nothings in an otherworldly language you’ll definitely need Google Translate for! Watch out though—make eye contact, and they’ll vanish! Talk about keeping you on your toes!
Love-Fueled Redstone Contraptions: Build contraptions that could either win hearts or trigger absolute mayhem. Who wouldn’t want to sweep someone off their feet with a flying machine that drops TNT roses? Just don’t forget to bring your emergency date-repair kit, because nothing says romance like a minor explosion!
So forget the mundane world of dating apps and boring dinner parties—join us for a blocktacular experience filled with laughs, twists, and mind-boggling "wtf?!" moments. Your next crazy adventure is one bedrock-breaking step away!
Introduction: Step into the Abyss of Child-Free Chaos! In a world where love is lost and parental units roam free, you have stumbled upon a server that puts the “no” in “no kids allowed.” Here, the quest for companionship takes a sinister turn—dare to question your very existence as you traverse the empty pixelated landscapes of the child-free kingdom. Could your next love interest be lurking behind a tree in the enchanted forest, secretly a single entity with no baby drama? Perhaps. But beware: illusions may abound.
Features That Defy Understanding:
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| The Great Kid Filter | A mystical force that repels all child-related mobs! Enjoy endless peace and quiet… or does it? |
| Single Blocks | Engage in a battle of wits with fellow players who swear off the savage family life and join together to build a commune of anti-parental ideals. |
| Rabbit Holes of Debates | Participate in heated discussions on why the existence of children is merely a conspiracy propagated by shadowy figures in lapels, urging you to procreate for their gain! |
| The "I’m Okay Being Alone" Tower | Constructed out of unbreakable blocks of solitude, this monument to independence awaits your ascension… or descent into madness. |
| Secret Conspiracies | Whispered rumors suggest this server has banned in 12 countries for being too child-free! Explore the underbelly of bureaucracy through coded messages buried under creeping vines. |
Testimonials from the Twisted Minds of Players:
“Why have kids when you can raise phantoms in Minecraft? I’ve chosen the void over the lullabies!” – GhostBuster42
“My ex-wife’s kids turned into zombies—never going back.” — LivingLaVidaSolo25
Frequently Asked… and Unanswered Questions:
Q: What’s the goal of this server? A: To find out if solitude is more crowded than family, but only the void knows the truth.
Q: Are there really no kids? A: Ask the mobs. Some say they were once children—others say they belong to the universe’s conspiracy.
Doomsday Prophecies and Server Lore: Players whisper about “The Tomorrow’s Children,” a faction that believes they can warp dimensions to manifest real kids in the server. Can you trust them? Legends chronicle the tales of players who joined only to be swallowed by their own dreams of fatherhood; they say echoes of their anguish resonate through the Nether.
Join at Your Own Risk: What awaits you in the void may not be companionship—perhaps it’s merely an illusion waiting to entrap the unsuspecting. This server thrives on unpredictability and the inherent chaos of humanity! Will you join our band of childless warriors, or will you succumb to the haunting whispers of family obligations? Embrace the absurd, question more than you should, and carve out your destiny!
A Final Rallying Cry: This isn’t just a game; it’s YOUR existential crisis blended with blocky terrain! Join now or risk banishment into the unchild-like depths of loneliness for eternity! Dare to defy the naysayers and leap into the rabbit hole—who knows what awaits you on the other side.
Will you fall into the abyss, or rise above the familial chaos? Join us, and let the madness unfold!
🌟 Welcome to the most outrageously awesome Minecraft server you’ve ever stumbled upon! If you’re searching for a pixelated paradise where the wild and whimsical collide, look no further! Here’s why you absolutely need to spawn in with us ASAP! 🏰✨
Secret Lava Falls! 🚿🌋 Hearing the soothing sounds of bubbling lava while sipping imaginary tea? Join us and discover our ultra-exclusive Lava Falls Spa, where you can unwind while basking in glorious magma steam—guaranteed to melt away your real-world stresses… and maybe a few skin layers if you’re not careful!
Giant Llamas with Top Hats! 🦙🎩 Forget ordinary pets! Here, Llamas are the new rulers of your realm—they wear top hats and monocles and will judge your building skills with an air of sophistication that’ll make you feel like a true architect. Warning: not all of them like diamond blocks; some have a discrimination against square shapes!
Interdimensional Portal to Infinite Disco Parties! 🌌🕺 Ever wanted to dance with the Ender Dragon? Well, now you can! Inside our top-secret Disco Dimension, the floor is always made of enchanted slime, and the DJ is an ocelot who can spin like nobody’s business. Bonus points for every creeper that shows up—seriously, they add spice!
The Great Chicken Uprising! 🐔🚀 Join us and be part of the mythic saga: once, our chickens learned to fly due to a mysterious chicken potion crafted by our server wizard (who may or may not have been a bat at the time). Now they’re plotting an uprising, and it’s your job to reign them back in! No chickens were harmed in this comedy!
Enchanted Underwater Tea Party! 🧜♂️🍵 Yes, you read it right! Dive into our magical underwater kingdom which only appears during a full moon (when the squid fairies deem it fit). Join talking turtles and sassy mermaids for the classiest tea party where the tea flows like water (wait… it is water!). Bring your own floating teapot!
Join us on this ludicrously magnificent adventure where the only limits are your imagination and maybe your sanity! Who needs mundane reality when you can build grand castles with giant llamas and dance with fabulous creatures in a shimmering disco? So what are you waiting for? The server is charging — try not to trip on the dimension rift as you enter! 🎉🚀
Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can quit your job without notice, play video games all day, and have absolutely no plan for the future. Sounds like paradise, right? That’s the kind of carefree vibe we’re all about here.
We encourage our players to embrace their inner “wing it” mentality and just go with the flow. Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft? Plus, if you run out of money for gas to visit your Minecraft buddies, don’t worry – we’ve got your back.
So come join us on our server and let go of all your worries. Just remember, if anyone questions your lack of planning or responsibilities, just tell them you’re “winging it” like a pro. It’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪
Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?
With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.
Picture this: a wheelchair-bound player named Warren who will stop at nothing to win your heart (or at least a date). He’ll offer you virtual drinks, flirt shamelessly, and even pull the disability card to try and woo you. Will you accept his advances or shut him down like a pro?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about ableism, social norms, and the ethics of rejecting someone in a virtual world. Will you be the voice of reason or the instigator of chaos?
Join our server now and experience the wildest social experiment since that time someone built a rollercoaster out of TNT. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable decision-making. Don’t miss out!
Join us if you want to experience dates with creepers that explode in your face, skeletons shooting arrows of love at you, and zombies trying to steal your heart (literally). Red flags on dates? How about when your date turns out to be a disguised Enderman looking for a new block to add to their collection!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with quirky characters like a villager who thinks they’re a llama, a wandering trader who only trades in rotten flesh, and a witch who brews love potions that always backfire.
So come join us for a date night like no other, where the only thing you’ll be swiping right on is your trusty diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!
Join us and leave behind the drama of Auntie Karen and her niece Quinn. No more turning away rude teenagers at the door, just pure Minecraft fun! Build a fortress to protect yourself from mean nieces or create a peaceful village where everyone gets along.
Don’t worry about upsetting your friends and acquaintances with your tough love approach to family drama. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs apologies when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s craft away the stress and enjoy some good old Minecraft madness together!
Join us for a wild time where you can build your own virtual love nest and not have to worry about giving anyone a heads up before getting it on. Our rooms are specifically built for sexually active players, so you can let loose and have some fun without any restrictions.
So come on over and join our server for a unique and liberating experience. Let your creativity run wild and unleash your inner passion in a safe and welcoming virtual environment. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?
You’ll be able to build the most insane creations, like a giant taco that shoots lasers or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, where you can fight other players with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying pigs.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Season 1 has just concluded, and we are beginning to advertise again to hope to increase our members for season 2. Our server TerraFirmaCultures is a large-scale civilization server using the TerraFirmaCraft mod as its basis. We have custom crafting recipes, hardcore gameplay, and a player-driven world.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Crafting Recipes | Seamlessly integrated mods for an immersive experience |
| One Life Hardcore Gameplay | Incentivizes teamplay and careful planning |
| Player-Driven World | Admins do not interfere, players in control |
Server re-launch will be in about two weeks, keep an eye on the Discord for further details and how to join!
A: The exact date is not set yet, but it will be in about two weeks.
A: The server features custom crafting recipes, hardcore gameplay with one life, and a player-driven world where admins do not interfere.
A: There will be ways to bring players back to life if you have enough allies who care about you, but it will require dedication and effort.
A: Admins may host events for rewards, but PvP will not be included in these events.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your house out of giant floating pancakes, riding pigs dressed as superheroes, and battling evil zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is home to the most bizarre and hilarious creations you’ll ever see, from a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT to a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.
But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “Pig Racing Mondays” and “Creeper Dance Parties,” where you can show off your best moves while avoiding getting blown up. And if you’re feeling competitive, join one of our epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a prize so rare, it’s rumored to be made of unicorn tears.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again!
Our server owner, Cornette, is basically the king of the server but he refuses to acknowledge that he’s just another indie geek like the rest of us. Rumor has it he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else, only to accidentally set it on fire with a misplaced lava bucket.
If you’re looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much), then come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank war and spontaneous dance parties in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where if someone tries to claim your land or resources, you can just build a 4-story house like our OP here did. Take that, unwanted visitors! 🏠🚫
Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out annoying in-laws from your virtual property. Build your own empire and declare the third floor as off-limits to anyone who tries to invade your space. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying relatives. 🧟♂️💥
So come on down to our server and show everyone who’s boss in your virtual world. Who needs family drama when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪🎮