Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Get ready for a raisin’ good time on the Rum Raisin server!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Star Shards Collected:	58	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to RUM RAISIN, the wackiest Minecraft server this side of the blocky universe! Dive into a world where rum flows like water and raisins are the currency of choice. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of…you guessed it, more rum raisins! Join us today and let the hilarity ensue on RUM RAISIN!

Join our Minecraft server to find out – SanityNotIncluded!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are creepers driving you crazy in Minecraft? Looking for an alternative to antipsychotics? Join our server and unleash your inner block-building therapist! Build, mine, and craft your way to mental sanity – no medication needed! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they can be quite therapeutic in their own explosive way. Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky mental blocks!

Penultimate – Minecraft Wii U Shutdown Server [Creative] “We’ve run out of pixels, time to call it quits!”

April 8th, autosave, backups, Call, Community, consoles, Creative, end of an era, fire spread, Gaming, Griefing, historical, legacy console edition, Minecraft, Monuments, Nintendo, Online Multiplayer, Penultimate, pixels, QUITS.., RUN, Server, Shutdown, Time, TNT explosions, Weve, wii, Wii U, woodland mansions

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6325	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	80	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Minecraft Wii U <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/slopcraft-the-ultimate-minecraft-smp-experience-2/">Server</a>

Minecraft Wii U Server

Description	Join us in celebrating the Wii U and 3DS’s final moments before Nintendo Network shuts down. This server is exclusive to Minecraft: Wii U Edition.
Server Status	24/7 uptime until Nintendo Network shuts down
Restrictions	No griefing or crashing game, TNT explosions and fire spread disabled, frequent backups and autosave enabled
Community	Small community forming with a focus on building and commemorating the Nintendo Wii U and 3DS

FAQs

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported on this server?

A: This server is exclusive to Minecraft: Wii U Edition. Java and Bedrock editions are not supported.

Q: How long will the server be running?

A: The server will be running 24/7 until Nintendo Network shuts down.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: Griefing and crashing the game are not allowed. TNT explosions and fire spread are disabled. Backups are made frequently and autosave is enabled to prevent damage.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the server through the Minecraft: Wii U Edition multiplayer option and follow any server-specific instructions provided.

Q: Can I join the community and build with others?

A: Yes, the server aims to build a tight-knit community of players to commemorate the Wii U and 3DS consoles.

TestMC: Where creepers are friendlier than the adults on this server!

128GB, 7800X3D, Adult, Adults, chestlogger, CREEPERS, DDR4, Discord, friendlier, Friendly, mod plugins, NA East, OWC, Paper, player audit, quality of life changes, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Streamer, TestMC, Whitelist, YouTuber

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	177	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	5460
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	104
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

TestMC Overview
TestMC is a Vanilla SMP Server hosted on a personal dedicated server. The server is currently running on paper and mod plugins but is open to adding quality of life changes upon request. It is streamer/youtuber friendly.

Specifications
128gb OWC ddr4
7800x3d

Join our Discord server for more information and updates!

TestMC FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of server is TestMC?	TestMC is a Vanilla SMP Server hosted on a personal dedicated server.
What plugins are currently running on TestMC?	The server is currently running on paper and mod plugins.
Is TestMC willing to add more features upon request?	Yes, TestMC is willing to add quality of life changes upon request.
Is TestMC streamer/youtuber friendly?	Yes, TestMC is streamer/youtuber friendly.
What are the server specifications?	TestMC runs on 128gb OWC ddr4 and 7800x3d.

Arlo Nation: Where Minecraft players pretend they have real responsibilities and deadlines

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ores Mined:	9765
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Arlo Nation Roleplay

Bedrock

Arlo Nation Roleplay is a medieval Minecraft Roleplay on bedrock Minecraft. As a new server we are looking to fill staff positions, get more builders, and active members! Lead a nation or be a simple farmer the choice is yours. With an ever developing lore and growing player base and world. Arlo was once ruled by a vicious Emperor who submitted his subjects to horrific tyranny. Through cooperation and teamwork the many groups of Arlo managed to defeat this Emperor and split up the land developing several unique nations. Which will you pick and who will you be!

-nontoxic 🙏

-inclusive 🌈🌧️

-friendly staff 😊

we aim to create a fun Roleplay experience join now! 🏃‍♀️

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I be a staff member?	We are currently looking to fill staff positions. Please reach out to us for more information on how to apply.
How can I join the server?	Simply connect to our server using the provided IP address and port.
Are there specific rules for the Roleplay?	Yes, we have a set of guidelines to follow to ensure a positive Roleplay experience for all players.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, players have the freedom to lead their own nations or choose to be part of an existing one.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in certain designated areas. Please check with staff for more information.

SuperSMP VS Hypixel

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Hypixel VS SuperSMP

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Wide variety of minigames	Can be overcrowded
Active player base	Pay-to-win aspects
Well-maintained server	Can be overwhelming for new players

Hypixel is a popular Minecraft server known for its wide variety of minigames and active player base. However, it can sometimes be overcrowded and has pay-to-win aspects that may not appeal to all players.

SuperSMP

Pros	Cons
Friendly community	Limited features compared to Hypixel
Cross-platform play (Java and Bedrock)	Smaller player base
Beginner-friendly	Lacks some popular minigames

SuperSMP is a friendly Minecraft server that offers cross-platform play on both Java and Bedrock editions. It has a smaller player base compared to Hypixel but is known for its beginner-friendly environment.

FAQ

Q: Which server has more minigames?

A: Hypixel has a wide variety of minigames, while SuperSMP may have fewer but focuses on community and a more relaxed gameplay experience.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions on these servers?

A: Yes, SuperSMP offers cross-platform play on both Java and Bedrock editions, while Hypixel is primarily Java-only.

Q: Which server is more suitable for new players?

A: SuperSMP is known for being beginner-friendly, with a smaller player base and a more relaxed atmosphere compared to the sometimes overwhelming experience on Hypixel.

Stormy Lagoon! The only place where creepers wear swim trunks

Artmap, bedrock, Canvas Creativity, Chat Report Disabled, CREEPERS, Crossplay Compatibility, Custom Features, Custom Items, Discord, Fair Rules, Grief Protection, hidden treasures, java, lagoon, marketplace, Mature Community, MCMMO, Place, player-driven economy, PvE, Quality of Life Commands, smp, Stormy, Survival, swim, tiktok, trunks, wear

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	9977

Server Name	Stormy Lagoon
Established	January 4th, 2022
Version	1.20.4
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566
Discord	Join our Discord
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow our Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Chat Report Disabled
Organized Discord Channels
Quality of Life Commands
Fair Rules
No Pay-to-Win
Crossplay Compatibility
Canvas Creativity
Thriving Economy
Competitive mcMMO
Advanced Land Claiming
Custom Tags & Join Messages
Inclusive Community

FAQ

Q: What is the server version?

A: The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.4 and is available on Java & Bedrock.

Q: How long has the server been established?

A: Stormy Lagoon was established over four years ago, on January 4th, 2022.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, Stormy Lagoon does not have any pay-to-win aspects. All ranks can be obtained through voting.

Q: Is there a marketplace in the game?

A: Yes, players can sell goods at the player-run marketplace on the server.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite.

Q: Are there any special perks for players on the server?

A: Yes, players can enjoy perks such as custom items, competitive mcMMO gameplay, advanced land claiming features, and more.

Just Your Everyday “Averagely Amazing German” Server

amazing, Average, average german, Averagely, culture, deutsch, deutschland, Europe, everyday, Foreign, German, heritage, History, imageboard, International, Language, Lifestyle, Server, Traditions, worksafe

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to Average German Minecraft server! Prepare to experience some typical German efficiency and precision as you mine, craft, and build your way to victory. Don’t worry, we won’t make you wear lederhosen while you play, but we can’t guarantee that you won’t develop a sudden craving for schnitzel and beer. Prost!

BLOCKLAB.FUN GRIFFER SERVER OPENING A SERVER Minecraft server

238071, 3687015681517289809794, 80696704, banner, BLOCKLAB.FUN, description, GREEFER SERVER, GRIFFER, height, image, Lazy, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Rating, server opening, Servers, Storage, width

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

The owner of the server “BLOCKLAB.FUN GREEFER SERVER OPENING SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.blocklab.fun

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