DataHoarder Minecraft Servers

DataHoarder Minecraft Servers

  • ””/Minecraft SMP/ – Block Party Central””

    ””/Minecraft SMP/ – Block Party Central””
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 3944
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7561 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we also teach you how to become a tech wizard! Ever wanted to set up your own NAS? Well, here you can learn all about virtualization, networking, and even how to configure VLANs like a pro.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to feel like a tech god? Try setting up OpenStack and see if you can handle the power. And when it comes to software, forget the basics – install Gentoo and replace all your mainstream apps with self-hosted alternatives. Who needs Netflix when you have Plex, right?

    So why should you join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Simple – de-botnet your life, learn new skills, and impress your friends by serving up applications like a boss. Store their data with top-notch security and serve it back to them with a comfy interface that will blow their minds.

    And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered. From cool stuff to host to a list of ARM-based SBCs, we have everything you need to level up your tech game. Plus, we have insane tips like using PCIe SAS HBAs in IT mode for more SATA ports – because why settle for the ordinary?

    So come join us and remember: RAID protects you from downtime, backups protect you from data loss, and our Minecraft SMP will make you the ultimate tech guru in no time. Let’s get crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7060
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 298 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6819
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Emeralds Found: 8207
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 7567
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Emeralds Found: 4483

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 6367
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Crops Grown: 4638

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 2055
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9362
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Animals Bred: 66 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Villages Defended: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 7481
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Towns Built: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 7583
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Solaris

    Solaris
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 7225
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Mines Excavated: 2939 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    solaris.play-network.io

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 6036
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1061 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 63 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    play.sapling.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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