Crafty Conservatives: Mining for Votes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5234
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	978	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Reasons to Join:

Our diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn riding a dragon!
Build your own castle and defend it from a horde of evil zombies!
Join epic pvp battles where the winner gets a pet ender dragon!
Explore a world where Steve is actually a secret agent fighting off evil creepers!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

French Island LOLcraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	100
Votes:	6164	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even africans from an island in Africa which belongs to France are obsessed with the far right leader of France! 🤣 They sing praises like she’s the goddess savior of Africa, even though we all know far right is usually the bad guys (thanks Netflix). But hey, if they’re into it, you know it’s gotta be good! Join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll start singing praises too! 🤪

ClockWife’sTitsMC – The LOLZiest Minecraft Server Ever!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1629	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most precious diamonds in all of Minecraft. But beware, these diamonds are guarded by a fierce army of angry llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure. Only the bravest and most skilled players dare to venture into the depths of our world to claim these diamonds for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance with creepers and party all night long. The music is bumpin’, the drinks are flowing, and the explosions are epic. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Under 5M Gamers Inc.

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with millions of players? Join our server where we have less than 5 million units sold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, a player found a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head! Another player stumbled upon a herd of pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a house made entirely of cheese blocks!

So, if you want to experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before, join our server now! Who needs millions of players when you can have unicorns, cheese houses, and giant diamonds waiting for you?

Samuel’s Killer Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where alcohol is banned because it’s the single most disgusting substance in human history. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ways to have fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own unicorn army to ride into battle against evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and a village of talking potatoes who will trade you rare items for your most embarrassing childhood memories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig while wearing a crown made of diamonds and singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton backwards? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Creepin’ Craft: Where You’ll Never Be Safe from a Good Time!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Crops Grown:	8706
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of being molested all over again! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun because we are all a bunch of faggots here!

Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is full of colorful characters who are always up for a good time.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you on our server. So come on in and let’s get weird together!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most outrageous players can handle the madness that awaits. So if you think you have what it takes, join us now and let the fun begin!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	162
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Items Found:	2963	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Blocky Banter

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crops Grown:	8317	Astral Projections Made:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the biggest and baddest players can survive! If you have a small cock, well, you might as well just log off now because this server is only for the MASSIVE ones.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, like riding LLAMAS into battle against evil CREEPERS or building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of DIAMONDS.

Our server is so awesome that even the legendary HEROBRINE himself couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of it. He tried to grief our server once, but we just laughed and built a giant RAINBOW bridge to his secret lair.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show off your massive cock skills in a world where anything is possible!

Brits Gone Wild

advice, Boundaries, Brit, Brits, Communication, Edition, family, Friends, Goyim, healing, mental health, no contact, personal growth, Recovery, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationships, Wild

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique experience that will have you laughing out loud for hours on end!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, trolls, and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you rolling on the floor with their hilarious antics and outrageous pranks.

But that’s not all – our server also boasts custom plugins that will blow your mind, including a unicorn pet that shoots rainbows and a disco ball that spawns mobs to dance with you.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond sword of LOLs hidden deep within our world.

Blocky McBlockface: The Masterpiece Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination!

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine himself! Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper).

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends about that time you got eaten by a giant ender dragon while riding a pig into battle.

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