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PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	0

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	531	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Account.., alt, Antispam, banner, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Rating, RU, Server, Servers, Shop, Starter Kit, Storage, Survival, Title, width

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bestix.bestixworld.ru

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

NoMoreFreeBabysit

anger, Babysitting, birthday celebration, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, Expectations, family, football game, Friends, Frustration, Miscommunication., NoMoreFreeBabysit, parenting, partying, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Adaptability, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, cybersecurity, data analysis, digital literacy, Future, high demand, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, remote work, robotics, Skills, Skillz4Future, smp, Technology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	142	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Villages Defended:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

GraveCrafters

confidential matters, deep dark secrets, GraveCrafters, hidden actions, hidden memories, innermost thoughts, intimate moments, kept hidden, never revealed, personal choices, personal revelations, private decisions, private reflections, regrets, Secrets, sensitive information, silent confessions, undisclosed events, undisclosed truths, unshared experiences, untold stories

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and then had to go into witness protection because the entire chicken population was out for revenge? Well, if you join our server, you can finally come out of hiding and live your best chicken-punching life without fear! Our server is the perfect place for all your poultry-punching needs, with endless opportunities for chaotic fun and hilarious mishaps. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the chickens may be out for revenge, but the laughs are always guaranteed!