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Brain Block Server

Adults, anxiety disorders, BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain mapping, brain regions, findings, mental health, mental health conditions, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, neural connectome, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, research, Server, study, suicidality, Suicide prevention, Suicide risk

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz we got the most lit brain connectivity across 86 brain regions, just like those suicidal peeps in that study! we got mood and anxiety disorders for days, so if you wanna feel like you’re in a science experiment while playing minecraft, this is the place for you! plus, we got over 500 people running around, some with mental health conditions and some without, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into! join now for a brain-bending good time!

Poland Craft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, choice-based, Conspiracy, Craft, Cyberpunk, deus ex, dystopian, Espionage, Exploration, First Person Shooter, futuristic, game review, Immersive, Minecraft, narrative driven, open world, Poland, RPG, Server, stealth, Story-Driven, Technology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and Polish culture? Then look no further, because our server is like Deus Ex, but with a twist – it’s set in Poland!

Join us for epic quests where you must uncover the secrets of the ancient Polish civilization, battle against evil mobs inspired by Polish folklore, and maybe even discover the legendary pierogi recipe that grants immortality (or at least really good buffs).

But be warned, not everything is as it seems in this alternate reality version of Poland. You might encounter a talking potato, stumble upon a disco party in a haunted castle, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most uniquely Polish Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Macro Micro Minecraft SMP

Creatures, creepy, Edition, eerie, FANTASY, Ghostly, Halloween, Horror, macro, MICRO, Minecraft, Monsters, October, Roleplay, size difference, smp, spooky, Spooky Month, Supernatural, transformation, Trash, Writebin

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5736	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP is here to give you the heeby-jeebies! Join us for a wild ride filled with haunted mansions, ghostly mobs, and jump scares around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows of our server, waiting to spook unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate ghost hunter?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of being chased by zombies in pumpkin costumes, we also offer exclusive in-game events like the annual Pumpkin Carving Contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a haunted server farm that’s rumored to be built on top of an ancient burial ground? Spooky, right?

So come on down to our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP and prepare to have the fright of your life! Just make sure to bring a spare pair of diamond armor because things are about to get real creepy up in here.

WeddingDressDrama

attachment, Budget, compromise, Contribute, custom made, family, Memories, Peace, preserving, refusal, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sharing, sister, Special, Style, tight budget, unreasonable, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of preserving sentimental items, just like this player’s wedding dress! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about someone asking to borrow your diamond armor for their big day.

On our server, we have a special “Sentimental Items Preservation Society” where we honor the memories attached to your most prized possessions. No need to lend out your enchanted sword or rare items to save someone a few diamonds – we’ve got your back!

So come join us on this server where we respect your boundaries and understand the value of your in-game treasures. And remember, on our server, it’s all about keeping the peace and having a good time without any drama over borrowed items.

PretendRichKidMC SMP

conspicuous consumption, facade, Fake, flaunting.., high society, image-conscious, keeping up appearances, luxury, materialistic, ostentatious, Phony, Poser, pretending, PretendRichKidMC, Rich, Show off, smp, social climbing, status symbol, superficial, WANNABE, wealth

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dragons Tamed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!

TunnelTakedown: Iran2Leb

#covert operations, arms trafficking, border control, Conflict Resolution, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Iran2Leb, Iranian weapons, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national defense, regional tensions, security measures, security threat, SMUGGLING, Syria, Terrorism, tunnel destruction, TunnelTakedown, underground passage

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	163

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the IDF is getting in on the action. We destroyed a tunnel used to smuggle Iranian weapons from Syria to Lebanon, all in the name of epic Minecraft battles!

Join us on this wild ride where anything goes. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? You got it. Want to team up with a squad of pandas to take down the Ender Dragon? Let’s do it!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet creeper that tells jokes (don’t worry, he won’t explode). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

BrainLack SuicideCraft

brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain mapping, brain networks, brain regions, BrainLack, cognitive function, cognitive processes, emotional processing, emotional regulation, mental health, mental health disorders, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroscience, Psychological Factors, research study, sensory processing, suicidal behavior, Suicide risk, SuicideCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Alien Abductions:	3

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got brain damage galore? our players got a lack of connections in their brains dat make dem do some wild sh*t in game. we got over 500 peeps playin and dey all got decreased brain connectivity across 86 brain regions. it’s like playin minecraft on hard mode cuz u never know what crazy stuff dey gonna do next. join us if u wanna experience da ultimate brain damage adventure in minecraft!

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, arena for clan battles, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vulture, world of donators

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	114
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchantments Applied:	154	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Sociopaths R Us Minecraft Server

Gender Roles, idolization, joker type characters, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, murder, Psychology, Server, societal behavior, societal expectations, societal impact, societal influences, societal issues, societal norms, societal trends, societal values, Sociopaths, toxic masculinity, violence, Violent behavior

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is run by a bunch of joker-type characters who love to murder and be violent towards others! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder as you never know when someone might come up behind you with a diamond sword. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous prankster on our server!

Forget about toxic masculinity, on our server, it’s all about toxic Minecraft-ity. So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs (or screams, depending on how you look at it).

Wrestling Master Minecraft SMP

Master, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, wrestling, wrestling championship, wrestling competitions, wrestling culture, wrestling entertainment, wrestling events, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling moves, wrestling promotions, wrestling rivalries, wrestling superstars, wrestling techniques, Wrestling training, wwe

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we settle all our disputes with epic wrestling matches! That’s right, forget PvP battles, we settle everything in the ring like true warriors.

Our server is home to the most insane wrestling matches you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From Creeper vs Enderman showdowns to Skeleton vs Zombie cage matches, you’ll never know what to expect next. And if you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft wrestler, then come on down and show us what you’re made of.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground wrestling league where only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but who knows what other mysterious creatures lurk in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a match.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, then join our server today and get ready to rumble like never before!