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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 670 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8465 |
| Farms Harvested: | 797 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7218 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
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