Das rite – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

Das rite, enjoyment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, Feels so good bros, Fuck yeah, Minecraft, Nn, Nnnghyaaaa, Nnnngh, Pleasure, pleasure noises, pleasure response, pleasure sensations, pleasure sounds, Prrrrrrrrrrrrt, satisfaction, satisfaction noises, satisfaction sounds, Server, Uhhhhn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

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No Homo Schlomo’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bigotry, Country, Das rite, discrimination, Diversity, equality, exclusion, globo homo Schlomos, Hate Speech, homo, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, not welcomed, prejudice, Schlomos, Server, Social Issues, Xenophobia

Are you tired of those pesky globo homo Schlomos ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, they are not welcomed! Join us and experience a world free of globo homo Schlomos, where you can build and mine in peace without their shenanigans.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and trade with him, he will grant you special powers beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of Blocky Bob?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, no globo homo Schlomos allowed!

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ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

bedtime stories, birthday parties, carefree days, carefree laughter, childhood home, childhood memories, ChildhoodNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, first crush, growing up, imagination, Innocence, learning new things, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, school friends, school holidays, simpler times, smp, summer vacations

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will make you feel like a kid again, but with more explosions and less nap time. Like, imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. And the best part? You can build a house out of rainbow blocks and fill it with llamas wearing top hats. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where you can compete in ridiculous challenges like seeing who can eat the most cake in 60 seconds or who can build the ugliest statue of a potato. And the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. It’s lit, fam.

So if you want to relive your childhood in the most absurd and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP server today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And by cookies, I mean virtual cookies made out of pixel art. YOLO, amirite?

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MineHaven2021

Achievements, aspirations, Challenges, goals, Haven’t done, inspiration, MineHaven2021, missed chances, motivation, New Year’s resolutions, opportunities, personal growth, Priorities, procrastination, Reflection, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, Time management, Unaccomplished tasks

Have you ever ridden a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at a group of creepers? No? Well, you’re missing out on all the fun on our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And rumor has it that if you can find the mystical Potato of Power hidden somewhere in our world, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a giant carrot.

So why waste your time doing boring stuff when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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NordicBunker Minecraft Server

bomb shelters, cold war, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, emergency, Europe, Geopolitics, Military, Minecraft, nato, NordicBunker, norway, preparedness, Protection, Russian threat, Safety, Scandinavia, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Worst Case Scenario

so, liek, u know how russia is all like, “we gonna invade u, norway”? well, norway be like, “nah fam, we gonna build bomb shelters and hide in dem”.

but, liek, instead of hiding in boring old bomb shelters, u can join dis minecraft server and build ur own bomb shelter! u can make it as fancy or as basic as u want, and u can even add secret passages and traps to keep out any russian invaders.

plus, if u join dis server, u get to team up with other players to defend norway from the russian threat! u can work together to build defenses, gather resources, and strategize how to keep norway safe.

so, if u wanna be a hero and help norway prepare for the ‘worst-case scenario’, join dis minecraft server now! who knows, maybe ur bomb shelter will be the key to saving norway from the russians.

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OilRaidersGermany

Baltic Sea, Conflict, Diplomacy, energy security, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Maritime transport, Media, Military, naval operations, Oil, oil transportation, OilRaidersGermany, Politics, russia, sanctions, shadow fleet, Tanker, Tensions

so, liek, dis minecraft server be so lit dat even countries be gettin’ involved! germany be all like “nah, u ain’t bringin’ dat oil up in here” and they straight up towin’ russian ships and stuff. u wanna be part of dis epicness, join dis server where u can be part of international drama and shenanigans. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next world leader in minecraft or somethin’. come join da fun, bro!

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Pixel Atom Labs

Absorbing, advanced materials, atom, Breakthrough, conventions, data storage, discovery, environmentally-friendly, innovation, Interacting, Labs, light interaction, materials science, nanotechnology, optical properties, photonics, PIXEL, research, scientific advancement, scientists, single-atom layers, Technology, Transparent

so, liek, u kno how scientists r all smart n stuff? well, dey found out dat even single-atom layers can, liek, interact with light n stuff. dis means dat u can, liek, store ur data in a more environmentally friendly way.

imagine, u can, liek, build ur own data storage in dis minecraft server. u can, liek, create a whole new world where u can, liek, store all ur important stuff.

join dis server n be a part of dis groundbreaking discovery. u can, liek, be the first to create ur own single-atom data storage. who knos, maybe u’ll become famous for ur innovation.

so, come join us in dis crazy adventure of light and atoms in minecraft. u won’t regret it, i swear.

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Strange World

Apply now, Artifacts, Chipped, Creeper Griefing, Croptopia, Discord, exposure, Fire-Tick, hard difficulty, JourneyMap & JEI, Lootr, Macaw’s mods, MCA Reborn, Player/Mob Heads, simple voice chat, sleep voting, smp, strange, traveler’s backpack, universal graves, Whitelisted server, world, Wraith Waystones

Strange World SMP Overview

Server Type	18+ modded survival multiplayer server
Launch Date	January 3rd
Key Features	Fabric-based Modpack, Voice Chat, Long-Term Community
Server Specifications	Host Location: Eastern USPlatform: Java EditionMinecraft Version: 1.20.1World Settings: Hard Difficulty, Fire tick off, Sleep voting enabled, Creeper griefing on

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Strange World is a whitelisted server. To apply, join our Discord and follow the application process.

What mods are included in the Fabric-based Modpack?

The modpack includes Player & Mob Heads, Simple Voice Chat, Artifacts, Macaw’s Mods, Chipped, Croptopia, MCA Reborn, Exposure, JourneyMap, JEI, Lootr, Wraith Waystones, Universal Graves, Traveler’s Backpack, and more for enhanced gameplay.

What are the server rules?

The golden rule is “Don’t be a dick.” Other rules include no exploits or hacks, no griefing or stealing, and no abusive behavior.

Is voice chat required?

Voice chat is highly encouraged to foster community, but not mandatory.

Can I contribute to the server’s growth?

Yes, as a brand-new server, your contributions and presence can help shape a thriving and welcoming community from the start.

Puppy Love Paradise 1.20.5

1.20.5, love, Paradise, puppy

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got girls built for doggy dick! I know, sounds crazy, right? But it’s true!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where you can find some fine pixelated ladies just waiting for you to show them a good time? It’s like a virtual strip club, but with blocks and pickaxes instead of dollar bills.

So, what are you waiting for? Get your ass in here and start building your way to some hot Minecraft action! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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PetPamperPanic

animal abuse, pet aggression, pet behavior, pet bonding, pet care, pet communication, pet compassion, pet discipline, pet empathy, pet harmony, pet love, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet respect, pet trust, pet welfare, PetPamperPanic, relationship issues

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who takes out their aggression on innocent pets? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and focus on building epic structures with your virtual pets. Our server is a safe haven for all animal lovers who want to enjoy some lighthearted fun without the fear of witnessing pet abuse. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pets can talk and give you valuable tips on how to survive in the Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real-life pet drama behind!

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FlashbackFails Minecraft SMP

anxiety, coping strategies, embarrassing moments, EMBARRASSMENT, embarrassment management, embarrassment recovery, embarrassment relief, embarrassment support, emotional regulation, flashback management, flashback support, FlashbackFails, Flashbacks, mental health, mental health awareness, mindfulness, Minecraft, self compassion, self-care, shame, smp, Therapy, triggers

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even?! And the best part is, every time you have a flashback of an embarrassing moment, a magical unicorn appears and gives you a diamond sword to slay your shame away. It’s like therapy, but way more fun! Plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of slime blocks and a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can do backflips. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

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LovelyCraftMC

affectionate nature, beautiful soul, caring nature, charming personality, Compassionate, empathetic spirit, friendly disposition, generous spirit, gentle demeanor, genuine compliments, good listener, graceful presence, humble demeanor, Kindness, LovelyCraftMC, loving heart, positive attitude, radiant energy, selfless actions, Thoughtful gestures, warm smile

If they join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is filled with the most delightful players who will shower you with virtual hugs and diamonds. Rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a single carrot. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon – only the coolest players are invited! So if you want to be surrounded by lovely people and have some insane adventures, join our server now!

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