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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7474 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
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