🔥DarthMicrotransaction Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

Valkyriepvp.mc.gg:26008

Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

hyperfy.pufferfish.gg

Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!

MissileSubMadness

Conflict, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, Geopolitics, guided missile submarine, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military presence, MissileSubMadness, Nuclear Threat, SECURITY, strategic move, submarine deployment, Tension, US, us navy

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our server! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, one time, our server was under attack by a giant mutant creeper that was shooting lasers out of its eyes. but don’t worry, our players banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.

and get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. yeah, you heard me right. rainbow lasers. it’s like a disco party in the sky, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. peace out, gamers!

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	3360
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Star Shards Collected:	147
Divine Spears Created:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Star Shards Collected:	270	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	763

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Villages Defended:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Zombie Dances:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

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Serenity SMP Overview

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