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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4866 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 3945 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3818 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.
plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.
so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.
