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High on Diamonds SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of resorting to self-harm as a coping mechanism? Want to try something new and exciting? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even think about ordering drugs online. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be high on laughter and fun 24/7. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to your old coping methods!

Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	926548	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	6836	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Emeralds Found:	4798	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!