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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6029 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
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