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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, comfortable environment, Communication, discretion, discussions, Etiquette, friend group, group dynamics, mature conversations, mature topics, Minecraft, mutual understanding, navigating sensitive topics, NSFW, open dialogue, personal boundaries, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8410	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Animals Bred:	180
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Star Shards Collected:	229	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Animals Bred:	38	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8328
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5539
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4686
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	136	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!