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Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1510
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	785502
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Star Shards Collected:	66	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Void Armor Forged:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2525
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!