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RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ores Mined:	4719	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
New Chunks Explored:	614572	Dragon Eggs Found:	8023

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of character roleplay (just don’t ask us which character raping her would be funniest, because that’s a whole other level of weird).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you stand on top of the chicken’s head and do the chicken dance, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up before you. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Piggyback Gang, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses and leather jackets, causing chaos wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously hilarious shenanigans.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and outrageous stories you’ll uncover along the way? Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Vanilla PVP Grief

PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Dragon Eggs Found:	4525	Magic Items Found:	6272
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	1262
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

You will not find another pvp server with pure vanilla fighting and building. No factions, no free items, no whitelist, no building restrictions. The city is there just so you can flatten it. Griefing is allowed, however do not confuse griefing with cheating. Anyone using cheating programs will be banned permanently with no warnings.

WARNINGS! 1)Difficulty is 3 and Anarchy PVP is hard. If you are new to Minecraft, do not play here and complain. 2)World spawn is camped. Follow the advice below or die like a fool. 3)Dungeons are extremely hard. With full armor and 2 people it is barely possible.

If spawning under attack, make a run for it. Use F3 to note your secret base location. Move to 500+ blocks from spawn and build a bed. Collect 26 Iron for armor and sword. Construct a Bow and Arrows. Return to spawn to seek blood!

Players’ Ender Chests and held items will be saved between seeds.

67.180.243.9

MineSpark

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Massive multiworld server with friendly, adult Admins and Moderators. We have several survival worlds, a creative world that uses kits, a redstone world, as well as a few custom ones unique ONLY to MineSpark (Outbreak zombie survival, and Kingdoms RPG world). Come join us at minespark.net!

minespark.net

HYPERCRAFT

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

We have admins who are willing to help, a nice website, lots of fun plugins, and no lag! There is a whitelist, but everyone get accepted.

Get whitelisted at: http://hypercrafting.enjin.com/forum

Mumble: east2.voice.enjin.com:61123

192.210.238.22:25665

ZunixPvP Hardcore PVP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Want to know more? JOIN THE SERVER!

198.12.65.29:25965

Celestria

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Photos: https://imgur.com/a/NaMTjwb

A magical survival server with optional RPG elements, java and bedrock support.

Land claims, rollback protection, and fantastical locations to explore, economy, and McMMO is just a hint of what we offer. You can expect standard survival features but also many other quality of life improvements. The server has a heavy focus on kindness, relaxation, and chill vibe, toxicity strictly not allowed and will be swiftly dealt with.

play.boundlessdreams.net

Pig Network

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mines Excavated:	1625	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Low Lag, Hosted in the US Pig Network, Current GameModes Factions Creative Survival (being release 4/17 (Today)) GameModes coming soon Skywars Capture the Flag Domination Party Games DeathMatch and more Running 1.7.4 but updates fast! when joining, use the ./server command to move from server to server like this /server creative, /server pigpvp, /server survival

PigPvP.com

minespeed

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchantments Applied:	130
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Hello I present to you my minecraft server which is called minespeed server created for around 8 months pvp server / freebuild / creative server around 30 people connected every afternoon, competent staff several maps available for people to play on it. we look forward to seeing you soon on minespeed, cordially the staff (precision it does not have server port )

77.111.203.180

The Avicus Network

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

1.8 to 1.12 Support

Play unique competitive Minecraft PVP mini-games ran by our 100% custom plugins including:

– Team Deathmatch (TDM) – Capture the Flag (CTF) – King of the Hill (KOTH) – Destroy the Monument (DTM) – Capture the Wool (CTW) – Sky Wars – The Walls / Bridges

Avicus was started in 2011 and has been hosting PVP mini-games since 2012. Do you have ideas for new games? We make them happen!

Join our Minecraft server by using our IP address: avic.us

avic.us

Vortex Craft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Crops Grown:	6968	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Great Server. Amazing staff! 1.4.5! factions! raiding! Anti-Grief! Amazing community! You’ll have an amazing time playing on Vortex Craft

37.59.215.109

CraftShark

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	9890	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

PVP faction server Great staff Great members Great pvp Great plugins And Great fun! JOIN NOW play.craftshark.net

play.craftshark.net