RapeCraft Minecraft Server

Absurdity, boundary-pushing humor, comedic violence, controversial, controversial humor, dark comedy, dark humor, dark satire, edgy comedy, fictional characters, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive humor, rape, RapeCraft, satire, Server, shock factor, shock value, taboo, twisted humor, twisted scenarios

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of character roleplay (just don’t ask us which character raping her would be funniest, because that’s a whole other level of weird).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you stand on top of the chicken’s head and do the chicken dance, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up before you. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Piggyback Gang, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses and leather jackets, causing chaos wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously hilarious shenanigans.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and outrageous stories you’ll uncover along the way? Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Warped Minds SMP: Where Vanilla is as Semi as your Ex’s Vanilla Ice Cream

#addons, application, apply, Community, cream, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Exs, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, Groups, high standard, Ice, Minds.., Minigames, redo, Respect, rules, Semi, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Links
▶ 📜 Discord Invite
▶ 📷 Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)

Vanilla Experience
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

cultural influence, Europe, European civilization, European countries, european history, European nations, European roots, father country, founding country, heritage, History, influential, influential nation, Italian culture, Italian influence, italy, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Origin, PastaCraft, Renaissance, roman empire, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Italy is not just a country, but the father country of all the other countries in Europe! Join us for a wild ride through history as you explore a world where Italy wears a big mustache and a top hat, bossing around all the other countries like a strict dad.

But that’s not all – on this server, you can build your own pasta-themed kingdom, complete with spaghetti bridges and lasagna towers. And don’t forget to tame a pizza-loving pet dolphin to ride around the Mediterranean Sea!

Join us for a truly unique experience that will have you saying “Mama mia!” in no time. Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to get your Italian on and join the fun!

FinanaCraft SMP: 3Much4U

3Much4U, FinanaCraft, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Votes:	7131	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server has over 3 finanas (yes, that’s right, finanas) of custom content and wackiness just waiting for you to explore!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter the elusive and mischievous Pigmen Mafia, who control the underworld with their sharp suits and even sharper swords. Will you be able to outsmart them and steal their treasure, or will you end up as bacon for their next feast?

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Enderman Dance-Offs, where you can show off your skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and rainbow sheep mounts.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

MomCare Minecraft Server

care home, carer, daily tasks, emotional draining, emotional taxing, emotional toll., Falls, family home, ISOLATION, job hunting, job market, live-in carer, mental space, Minecraft, MomCare, privacy, respite, second house, sensitive situation, sensitive time, Server, terminal cancer, unemployment

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	167	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Picture this: you’re living with your parents, caring for your terminally ill dad while your mom is on a mission to secure a live-in carer so she can escape to their second house. But wait, there’s more! The player doesn’t want a stranger in their house during this emotionally taxing time, and they’re not thrilled about being left with the live-in carer while mom gets some much-needed respite.

It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Will the player stand their ground and fight for their privacy, or will they be forced to live with the live-in carer next door? Join our server to find out and experience the drama for yourself! Who needs TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

CoverUpCraft: Birthday Edition

aita, Bars, Birthday, birthday celebration, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, cover up, CoverUpCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Fiance, full moon, Good Night, Marriage, regret, revealing skirt, sisters, thong, UNCOMFORTABLE, wish

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	New Chunks Explored:	264582
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in style! Join us for a wild night out at the virtual bars, where you can wear the most revealing pixelated skirts without any judgment. Our players are free to show off their virtual cheeks and thongs, making every night a full moon party!

Just like in real life, we encourage our players to express themselves and live their best blocky lives. Whether you’re getting married in 42 days or have 2 virtual children, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for asking your fellow players to cover up – we’re all about respect and having a good time!

So come join us on this outrageous Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your virtual cheeks shine bright like diamonds. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? See you there, and remember to bring your best pixelated outfit!

NoKidz4Me Minecraft SMP

career focus, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, Family Planning, financial considerations, future planning, INDEPENDENCE, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, NoKidz4Me, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, relationship dynamics, reproductive rights, Self Discovery, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet in your virtual Minecraft world? Do you dread the thought of having to deal with baby villagers constantly asking for emeralds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is a child-free zone! Join us and never worry about changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums ever again. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to bring a baby chicken onto the server accidentally started a poultry uprising that nearly destroyed the entire spawn area. So if you want to avoid a clucking catastrophe, come join us on our kid-free Minecraft adventure!

SmellCraft3000

amazing, aroma, best smell, delightful, Divine, Favorite, Fragrance, Fresh, HEAVENLY, intoxicating, long-lasting, Natural, pleasant, pleasing, scent, SmellCraft3000, Top, unforgettable, Unique, Wonderful, world

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Forget about flowers, freshly baked bread, or even a nice cup of coffee. The best smell in the world is the scent of diamonds in our Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so rich in diamonds that the air is literally infused with their sparkling aroma. Join us and breathe in the luxury!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop out golden nuggets. That’s right, you can literally farm gold just by standing under these majestic creatures as they soar through the sky. Who needs a regular old pig farm when you can have a golden poop farm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly yeti? These fluffy giants will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they give great hugs!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wonders of diamond-scented air, golden poop farms, and yeti bodyguards. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

TornadoCraft: Rare Spanish Twister

atmospheric conditions, eastern Spain, extreme weather, meteorology, natural disaster, rare, rare event, rare occurrence, Rare tornado, rare tornado sighting, rare weather event, severe weather, Spain tornado, Spanish, storm chasing, supercell storm, supercell tornado, tornado season, tornado sighting, TornadoCraft, Twister, weather event, weather phenomenon

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RARE ‘SUPERCELL’ TORNADOS LIKE IN EASTERN SPAIN BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. U CAN FLY AROUND IN DA TORNADO AND COLLECT DIAMONDS AND STUFF. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY ADVENTURE WHERE U CAN BE A TORNADO HUNTER AND SURVIVE DA STORM. PLUS, U CAN BUILD A TORNADO SHELTER AND HIDE FROM DA CRAZY WINDS. JOIN NOW FOR DA WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER!

PakuPenguinCraft

ancient penguins, animal evolution, avian fossils, bird evolution, bird fossils, bird wings, Evolution, extinct species, Fossil discovery, fossilised remains, Late Oligocene, new genus, new species, new zealand, Pakudyptes hakataramea, PakuPenguinCraft, Palaeontologists, penguin wings, scientific research, tiny penguin

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

YO, SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE DINOSAUR AGE BUT WITH PENGUINS. WE GOT THIS TINY PENGUIN CALLED Pakudyptes hakataramea THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. YOU CAN EXPLORE THE LATE OLIGOCENE OF NEW ZEALAND AND SEE HOW PENGUIN WINGS EVOLVED. IT’S LIKE JURASSIC PARK BUT WITH FLIPPY BIRDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH TIME AND PENGUIN MADNESS. LET’S GOOOOOO!

Playing hide and seek Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Competition, Creative, Entertainment, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Hide and seek, Interactive, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Plugin, Server, Social, virtual

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Items Found:	1778

Let’s play hide and seek with OUR plugin!

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