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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	New Chunks Explored:	236370

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Votes:	9770	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9054
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	180	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, Competition, CraftyCrafter, Diaries, fart cc, guardians of the rift, Info, leagues V, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, Quests, royal titans, skilling competition, smp, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Towns Built:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Legend has it that those who conquer the dungeon will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Guardians of the Rift, a group of mystical creatures who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get me started on the Royal Titans – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with even cooler powers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

What are Minecraft servers like Simply Vanilla Anarchy ?

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Potions Brewed:	93
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crops Grown:	6512
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Some similar Minecraft servers to Simply Vanilla Anarchy include:

1. 2b2t – one of the oldest anarchy servers in Minecraft, known for its hardcore gameplay and large player base. 2. Constantiam – a vanilla anarchy server with a focus on maintaining a pure survival experience. 3. 9b9t – a no-rules anarchy server similar to 2b2t, with a dedicated player community. 4. Minewind – a unique anarchy server with custom plugins and events to keep gameplay exciting. 5. TheArchon – a network of servers that includes an anarchy world for players looking for a challenge.

Each of these servers offers a different take on the anarchy gameplay style, with varying degrees of rules and player interaction. Whether you’re looking for a hardcore survival experience or a more relaxed atmosphere, there’s a server out there for every type of player.

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