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  • Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

    Car Site Open Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 9299
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6573 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 4877
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 281
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3639 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Animals Bred: 196

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

    On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

    Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

    SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 884
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Runes Activated: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

    CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 8211
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 489

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8720
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Towns Built: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Magic Items Found: 4611

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 7752
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 9348
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 863
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2420 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 7584
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 5003
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Ores Mined: 773
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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