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BlockHeadzCraft

annoying habits, BlockHeadzCraft, character flaws, deal breakers, immediate relationship turn offs, immediate turn off, instant deal breakers, instant deal breakers in relationships, instant turn offs, major turn offs, negative traits, person, personality traits, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship deal breakers, things that make someone unattractive, things that repel, turn-offs, unattractive qualities, undesirable behaviors

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all the wacky, wild, and downright weird players out there!

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against an army of creepers, or participate in our weekly “Twerk-off” competition in the town square. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you rare items for a dance-off!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama rodeo or a spontaneous disco party in the mines. See you there!

SaharaCraft: Where Everyone Fits!

desert environment, ecological limits, FITS, geographical limits, global demographics, global population, human capacity, human habitation, human settlement, land area, mass migration, overcrowding, physical boundaries, population density, population growth, population size, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, space constraints, spatial constraints, world population

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

yo, u ever wonder if we all just squeezed into the sahara desert like sardines? well, that’s the level of craziness u can expect on this server. we got so many players, we had to start building houses on top of each other just to fit everyone in. u gotta join just to witness the chaos. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where the admins live like mole people. come join the madness and see for yourself.

MIFDDTCD74 Melanoma Madness

Biomarkers, Cancer, CD74, DDT, immunotherapy, Insights, madness, Melanoma, MIF, MIFDDTCD74, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, prognosis, prognostic, prognostic markers, research, Targeted therapy, Therapeutic, therapeutic targets, Treatment, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1609	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got all da crazy stuff like MIF, DDT, and CD74 in melanoma!!! like, who even knew dat was a thing in minecraft, amirite??!

we got mad scientists workin round da clock to bring you da most epic adventures and quests u ever seen. like, one time, we had dis giant melanoma boss dat was shootin lasers out its eyes and we had to use MIF, DDT, and CD74 to defeat it. it was LIT, fam.

so if u wanna be part of da most insane minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s take on some crazy melanoma monsters together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #melanomamadness #minecraftmayhem

uplift smp

creativity, cross-platform compatibility, Customization, enhanced experience, Friends, future of gaming, Gamers, immersive world, Journey, lightning-fast performance, modding tools, multiplayer, Roleplay, Safe, seamless functionality, Secure, security measures, smooth gameplay, Stability, Survival, Uplift Server, uplift smp, Website

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Dive into a lush, immersive world where every detail breathes life into your gameplay. Seamless multiplayer functionality lets you connect with friends and fellow gamers around the globe. Experience lightning-fast performance and stability, ensuring smooth gameplay every step of the way. Unleash your creativity with robust modding tools, allowing you to customize and enhance your gaming experience like never before. Advanced security measures keep your gaming sessions safe and secure at all times. Cross-platform compatibility ensures that everyone can join in on the fun, regardless of their preferred device.

Join us today and experience the future of gaming firsthand! Visit our website to learn more and start your journey with Uplift Server.

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Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Try to Be Like Hermitcraft But Fail Miserably

Active, Cheatings, Community, Crafters, Discord, Fail, Feedback, Fun, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, Miserably, Mods, ordinary, Player Base, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Overview:

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Features	Simple Voicechat, Diverse Player Base, Community Building
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla?	Yes, Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheats or mods.
How can I join?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
Is there voice chat available?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP.
How old is the server?	Our SMP is 1 Month old and still active with more than 200 members on Discord.
Can I give feedback and suggestions?	Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions to help create a better world.

Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server

#BelieveSurvivors, #EndRapeCulture, #JusticeForVictims, #NoMoreSilence, #TimesUp, Accountability, allegations, child abuse, Crafty, Justice, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, Politics, presidential candidate, rape, Server, sexual assault, survivor, Trauma, Victim, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror!

GetInHereMC SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	9821	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.

So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, airfare, art school, art supplies, Budget, compromise, contract, cousin, Exploitation, Hotel, live painter, market rate, mexico, Minecraft, payment, Portfolio, price guide, Server, talent, unprofessional, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

LottoLipsSealed

addiction, annoyance, aspirations, Communication, Conversations, dreams, emotions, Financial Planning, Frustration, gambling, intellectual, Lottery, lotto, LottoLipsSealed, MONEY, pragmatism, relationships, Support, Therapy, winning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of discussing lotto winnings with your partner for the 1000000x time? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only numbers you have to worry about are your diamond count in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to endless conversations about what you would do with a lotto win. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream mansion with all the diamonds you could ever want. No more listening to your partner go on and on about their lotto dreams – now you can focus on creating your own virtual paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Forget about lotto winnings, the only jackpot you need is waiting for you on our Minecraft server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

WorstDrugMC SMP

addiction, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug dangers, drug dependency, drug epidemic, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug problem, drug recovery, drug rehabilitation, drug treatment, harmful substances, illegal drugs, illicit drugs, overdose, smp, substance abuse, worst drug, WorstDrugMC

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!