| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7081 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Animals Bred: | 62 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
The server is only accessible from the launcher!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5936 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 232 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5419 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Emeralds Found: | 940 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4231 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5695 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9788 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3005 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 289 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.
So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8377 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.
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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3582 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9377 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6825 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
