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Dark MAGA Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, America First, authoritarianism, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theories, Dark, dark maga, divisive rhetoric, donald trump, extremism, far right, Hate Speech, MAGA, Minecraft, Misinformation, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, Server, Trumpism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	515115	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because “Dark MAGA” is here to shake things up! This server is like no other, where you can build your own MAGA tower and defend it from evil mobs with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

Join us on “Dark MAGA” for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie politicians, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with MAGA hats! Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join “Dark MAGA” today and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a MAGA hat!

Dark Maga’s Mine

Alt-Right, America First, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theories, controversial, Dark, dark maga, DIVISIVE, election fraud, extremist, far right, MAGA, MAGAs, nationalism, patriotism, Political, Propaganda, QAnon, Radical, trump, White Supremacy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – D A R K M A G AARKMAGA! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of magical llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft sorcery. They can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and ride around on flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold!

2. The spawn point on our server is actually a portal to another dimension where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right. Candy. You can build your dream house out of chocolate bars and marshmallows. Just watch out for the gummy bear mobs!

3. We have a secret underground city on the server where players can engage in epic battles against giant spiders and evil wizards. The loot is insane, with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in PvP.

4. Our server has a custom mini-game called “Llama Racing” where players can ride llamas through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. It’s like Mario Kart, but with more fur and spit.

So what are you waiting for? Join D A R K M A G AARKMAGA today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Towns Built:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

Bird Flu Block Party

bird, BLOCK, flu, Party

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Potions Brewed:	27
Villages Defended:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

come join our minecraft server where we protect u from the evil chickens spreading avian influenza H5N1!!! we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the infected birds and craft ur way to safety. but beware, the chickens have mutated into giant, fire-breathing monsters that will stop at nothing to infect u. join us and help save the world from the poultry apocalypse!!!

Why not rent your own server for very cheap!

Cheap, Community, discordserver, Friends, Info, minecraft server, Network, Purchase, Rent, SECURITY, Server, service, setup, solution, test phase, ticket system, Value

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Service	Minecraft server hosting
Pricing	Starting at $2.50
Setup	Included, with a 2 hour test phase
Features	Customizable, secure, no package prices

FAQ

1. What is included in the setup process?

Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.

2. Can I customize my server settings?

Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.

3. Is the server secure?

Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.

4. How can I purchase a server?

You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.

5. Can I host a server for a medium-sized community?

Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 275359140, ANONYMOUS, digital anonymity, Ethereal, internet culture, internet privacy, online behavior, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online posting, online sharing, online thread, perv, Skylands, social media

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Animals Bred:	73
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Potions Brewed:	49	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, baby, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, family, Fatherhood, fatherly love, husband, infant care, intervention, maternal instincts, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, parenting concerns, Parenting styles, relationships, Safety, Server, sleep safety, Support

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	1036	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).

Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).

DishyCraft: PutAwayB4Vacay

anxiety, apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, DISHES, DishyCraft, household responsibilities, passive aggressive, PutAwayB4Vacay, Respect, roommate, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, shared space

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with lazy roommates leaving their dishes everywhere? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about cleaning up after someone else again.

Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of being the designated cleaner in their living space. No more asking your roommates to do their fair share of the chores, only to be met with excuses and attitude. On our server, everyone pulls their weight and keeps the virtual kitchen sparkling clean.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the stress of dealing with messy roommates. Join us and experience the freedom of a clutter-free environment, where the only mess you have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds.

Don’t let lazy roommates ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of shared living spaces. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

SimpleMen SMP – “Minecraft SMP”

Behavior, characteristics, Communication, Creatures, Differences, gender, habits, humor, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, observations, perspective, Preferences, Psychology, relationships, Simple, SimpleMen, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traits, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1978
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And if you don’t join, they will curse your crops and make your diamonds disappear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of dead creepers roam the halls, scaring the crap out of anyone who dares to enter. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond sword that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underwater base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. It’s like a rave, but with squids and dolphins as the DJs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epicness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest, most ridiculous server on the internet. LLAMAS, haunted mansions, underwater raves – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!