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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4969 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 482 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!