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  • No Fight Club Twice

    No Fight Club Twice

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    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CHICKENS THAN A FARM ON STEROIDS. U CAN FLY ON A PIG AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND UNICORNS. ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE AND THEY’LL GIVE U SUPERPOWERS IF U SAY THE MAGIC WORD “PINEAPPLES” 69 TIMES. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, OR ELSE THE CREEPERS WILL EAT UR COOKIES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTISLIFE 🐔🚀💎🦄🍍🍪

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  • 404 Cat Eats Minecraft Server

    404 Cat Eats Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because on our server, as soon as this thread 404s, a magical cat appears and gets eaten by a giant flying pig! Yes, you heard that right. Witness the epic battle between the cat and the pig as you mine, build, and survive in a world filled with wacky adventures and unexpected twists. Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

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  • BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

    BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

    But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

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  • MuahCraft Minecraft Server

    MuahCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, or compete in epic parkour races where the finish line is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Muahahah!

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  • DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

    DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

    Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

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  • NextCraft Minecraft Server

    NextCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you are next in line for a wild adventure!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so crazy that the pigs ride on the backs of skeletons and the chickens lay diamond eggs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Ender Dragon and the Wither Boss.

    So why wait? Join our server and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Remember, on our server, YOU’RE NEXT!

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  • GF Memorial Minecraft Server

    GF Memorial Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

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  • Minecraft SMP: MediterraN00b General

    Minecraft SMP: MediterraN00b General

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: three little Gweeblies just hanging around, minding their own business, when suddenly they realize they’re on their way to the slaughterhouse! But fear not, because on this server, anything is possible.

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    So why wait? Join now and become part of the madness. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Gweeblies – they may look innocent, but they’re always plotting something devious.

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  • Minecraft server: OverlordCraft

    Minecraft server: OverlordCraft

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness! Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with rubber chickens, building castles out of rainbow blocks, and riding pigs into battle against evil creepers!

    Our server is so epic that even the author of the Minecraft book series is on the edge of his seat wondering how it will all end. Will the players finally defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a stack of potatoes? Will the villagers rise up and overthrow their iron golem overlords? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – you won’t want to miss out on the action!

    So come on down to our server and join in on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Minecraft world!

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  • DarkHumorCraft

    DarkHumorCraft

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    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and the best community ever!

    join us and unleash ur inner dark side! we love dark humor here, cuz we’re all a little twisted in the best way possible. u wanna troll ur friends? go for it! u wanna build a giant statue of a potato? why not! anything goes on this server.

    but wait, there’s more! our players are so cool, they’re like the Avengers of minecraft. u’ll make friends for life and have the time of ur life. so what r u waiting for? join us now and let’s get this party started!

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  • Golden Nations Reblazed

    Golden Nations Reblazed

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    Golden Nations Reblazed Minecraft Server

    Description Geopolitical and worldbuilding server
    Features
      • Movecraft
      • Brewery
      • Lands
      • 8k x 8k world map
      • Active community
      • Political map
    Server IP gnreblazed.xyz
    Alternate IP 45.9.118.10:20907
    Bedrock Server Port 20768
    Version 1.21.4

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is Golden Nations Reblazed? Golden Nations Reblazed is a geopolitical and worldbuilding Minecraft server set in the world of Kyklos where players can engage in politics, worldbuilding, and roleplay.
    What features does the server offer? The server offers Movecraft for building working ships, planes, and tanks; Brewery for brewing alcohol; Lands for creating towns and nations; an 8k x 8k world map; an active community; and a political map.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server using the IP gnreblazed.xyz or the alternate IP 45.9.118.10:20907. The Bedrock Server Port is 20768 and the server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.4.
    Is there a Dynmap available? Yes, you can view the Dynmap at https://map.gnreblazed.xyz/
    Is there a Discord server? Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/YkafDsGQ

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  • Nina’s Quest for Pikmin Parts

    Nina’s Quest for Pikmin Parts

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    ⚡🎉 Join the Server Where Reality Takes a Vacation! 🎉⚡

    Welcome, brave souls! Or are you just figments of my jagged imagination? This Minecraft server is not just a sanctuary for blocks; it’s a *nexus* of chaos and wonderment! They say Blaarg the Indecipherable swam through lava and sang nursery rhymes to the Ender Dragon while riding an iron golem. Is that true? Who knows?! Join now, or are you merely pixels in a decaying simulation? Experience the *greatest* surreal mega-block party of your nonexistent life!

    🌀 Features 🌪️

    Feature Description
    Portal to the Void Walk through and meet your *other* selves. Bring snacks for the existential crises!
    Random Fish Ice Cream Craft delicate desserts from the tears of fish. They taste like regret!
    Permanent Night Mode Experience eternal darkness but wait, is the day still blinking? Never ask!
    Super Creeper Embrace Creepers explode with affection! Literally! It’s a love bomb!
    Teleportation via Grapefruit One bite and you’re warped… somewhere. Just don’t ask where ‘somewhere’ is!

    ❓ FAQ 📜

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Click the button made of dreams and whispers, or find a path in your mind! Wait, did I just say that? Only the eternal choose correctly.

    Q: Is this server safe for children?

    A: Safe? This realm might be molded by the obsidian tears of ancient minecrafters! Just noodle on their feelings, and it should be fine! Probably.

    Q: What’s the objective of the game?

    A: The *objective*?! Are we not all fragments in an infinite kaleidoscope of chaos? Build, destroy, cry! That’s the way of blocky mysteries! Or just dig straight down. Good luck!

    🗣️ Random Quotes from Confused Gamers 💬

    “Captain Nina is gonna look for ship parts and herd some cute pikmin around!”

    “Is this a – I mean, I can’t even.”

    “Welcome to /nina/! This thread isn’t dedicated to anything you think you know!”

    “Here is a small selection of her covers… Are they covers, or are they uncovering something?”

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  • Mom’s Silent Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Silent Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the Whimsical Wombat Minecraft Server!

    Prepare your sanity and your pickaxe! This is not your grandma’s Minecraft server; it’s a cosmic rollercoaster of chaos and unbridled lunacy! Here, the blocks do the thinking, and the cows sing opera. Put on your tinfoil hat, because it’s going to be a bumpy ride through the corners of madness!

    Server Features: The Unbelievable Buffet of Confusion

    Feature Description
    Interdimensional Sheep Sheep that can riddle you with existential questions! Can they count to seven? Maybe just two… or none?
    Waterfalls of Jelly Swim in jelly instead of actual water! But beware: it might just be orange juice! Is that a fish or a flying toaster?
    Flying Creepers They come at 3 AM when you’re not looking. Good luck explaining that to your sleep-deprived cat!
    Magical Mobs Every mob is now a politician! Free cookies for your vote. Or was it tacos? Who knows?
    Zombie Unicorns They steal your armor while reciting Shakespeare! Be prepared for a tragedy!

    Random Eccentric Reviews

    “I thought I lost my cat but it was actually a sandwich! Join the chaos!”

    “My pickaxe grew legs and joined a circus; now I’m alone with 17 rubber ducks.”

    “Sentient dirt blocks just asked me for my credit card info. What do I do?”

    “My bed turned into a trampoline and launched me into a tree! 10/10 would recommend!”

    A Word of Warning

    Listen closely, brave adventurers! The whispers in the void say, “Those who seek the unexplainable shall find their minds tickled by shadows.” Trust your pickaxes and your bacon; they may hold secrets beyond galaxies!

    Now, enter if you dare! But remember, why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side… where the ducks are plotting! Quack yourself into a delightful confusion!

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  • Niece’s New Blockplace

    Niece’s New Blockplace

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    Welcome to The House of Unholy Resilience – A Minecraft Server Like No Other!

    Venture Beyond the Veil of Tradition

    In the fiery caverns of the House of Unholy Resilience, where the echoes of roomie conflicts reverberate through pixelated hallways, you’ll find the very fabric of reality bent into a shape not unlike an irate potato. Here, the ordinary dissatisfaction of everyday life becomes high-stakes drama crafted in blocks of chaos. Mop up the surreal absinthe of ire and tension as you cultivate your own microcosm of mayhem!


    Noteworthy Features That Are Absolutely Not a Trap!

    Feature Description
    The Perpetual Roommate Odyssey Tired of the same old roommate drama? Now dive into the ever-changing saga! Get ready for neglected chores and unexpected tantrums!
    Reality-Bending Budgeting Manage your resources while wondering if your sanity will run out first! Prices fluctuate wildly based on your emotional state!
    The Kicked Puppy Effect™ Introducing NPC emotions no one asked for! Experience mood swings and pouting that affect your gameplay!
    Chaos Budgeting Will your resources hold up against the onslaught of poorly managed expectations? Spoiler: they won’t!

    Testimonials From the Borderline Insane:

    "I thought I was just playing Minecraft, but then my roommate left half-eaten cake on the floor and I swear, I felt the world collapse!" – Steve, Former Blockhead

    "I came for the blocks, I stayed for the existential dread of never-ending guest stays!" – Alex, Survived One Ominous Dinner


    Warnings: Beware of Roommate Spirits!

    There is a high probability that your in-game decisions will summon the specters of long-gone roommates. Who’s lurking in the shadows? Do stray items collect in circles, taunting? Are the unused blocks able to talk? Don’t dare ask; just witness the unraveling!


    Frequently Asked Questions (That Will Not Help You):

      • Q: Will I have a stable life in this realm? A: Stability is a myth perpetuated by furniture manufacturers.

      • Q: How do I invite friends? A: Friends are like blocky anchors in a volatile sea of chaos. They may never return!

      • Q: Is there a safe zone? A: The only safe zone is the one you’ll forget exists amidst the turmoil of misplaced blocks and broken relationships!

    The Legend of Reckless Roommates: A Server Lore Unveiled

    Legend speaks of a moment when every resident hoped for liberation, the clash of wills a mere whisper in the digital ether. One fateful evening during a brazen wooden dinner table showdown, the alliance of Mopless Warriors was born—a faction dedicated to relentless roommate confessions and reclined negotiations. Whispers echo through this domain; the one who collects the most lost items will one day rule The House of Unholy Resilience!


    Absurd Conspiracies That Will Shift Your Reality

      • **They Say: "This server was banned in 12 countries, but we won’t tell you why."* Rumor has it the pixels are listening—gather the lost recipes for Salmonella Salad* to uncover the truth!

      • Unwritten Tactics of Eviction: Did you know the God of Households can be summoned by building wild unnecessary monuments made of disruptive life decisions? Try it; if you dare!

    Join Us…If You DARE!

    Step into turmoil, flirt with existential dread, and perhaps, just perhaps, uncover the upper limits of your emotional range. Build connections, tear them down, and rebuild them again all while never leaving your blocky abode! Are you ready to live among the mad? Click to enter, but once you do, there’s no turning back…

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  • Unruly Blocks Minecraft SMP

    Unruly Blocks Minecraft SMP

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    🌈✨ Welcome, fellow block-heads, to the MOST epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well be crafting with a potato. 🥔💩

    Let me tell ya about this server! First off, it has a magic portal to the Land of Lost Memes! 🤯 You can find all those dank memes that disappeared in 2017. Imagine mining alongside a Shrek statue that’s haunted by the spirit of a 1,000-year-old meme lord. He’ll whisper sweet nothings about onion layers while waiting for that full moon to shine on our diamond-encrusted chicken coop! 🐔💎

    But wait, there’s MORE! Ever wanted to ride a llama while battling a team of rogue cats in a bedrock coliseum? HERE’S YOUR CHANCE! Our server has a special event called “Catocalypse!” 🌪️ It’s like a cat version of Mad Max, and you can totally claim your throne made of rainbow wool! Plus, if you ain’t flexin’ your cat-fat stacks, what’s even the point?

    Also, we’ve got an underground church of the Holy Gold Block where you can go to pray for luck in getting a full set of enchanted diamond armor but like, who needs those when you can just join the Cult of Steve and worship the one true block? ✝️✨

    Plus, did I mention the NPCs on this server are all based on your mom? Yeah, they have some wild dialogue like, “Have you eaten, dear?” and “Don’t forget to clean your room!” Meanwhile, they’ll totally trade you a diamond for your last piece of bread. 😂🍞

    But wait, THERE’S STILL MORE! We have a special feature called “The Void Zone,” where all your belongings mysteriously disappear just like your will to live after scrolling through TikTok for six hours straight. Not to mention every week there’s an event called “Creeper Olympics” where you can race against other players while dodging exploding green dudes and biting dogs. 🏃‍♂️💨💣

    And if you don’t join now, a bad luck curse will be placed on your Minecraft world. Trust me, you don’t want your cows to start floating and your chickens to explode every time you enter a cave. No one wants that kind of chaos in their life, am I right? 🙈💥

    So what are you waiting for? Log in now and prepare for a wild ride filled with screaming llamas, suspicious pickles, and the chance to finally prove that you’ve totally got your life together in a block-ified universe! 🏰🥒💖

    Join us, or forever be known as the player who has a pet cow named “Bessie” but spends their time building dirt huts in their mom’s basement. 🏡💩

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  • BlockOff: No Visit Zone!

    BlockOff: No Visit Zone!

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    🌍 💥 Welcome to the most mind-boggling Minecraft server in the galaxy! Forget your typical biomes—this place is a dimension-warping, pixel-powered wonderland! 💥 🌍

    Why bother with boring countries when you can join a server that literally has NO interest in “traveling” anywhere? We’ve got everything from haunted pixelated pyramids that spontaneously combust to a swamp where every single block sings Taylor Swift!

    Outrageous Reasons to Join:

      • Creeper Karaoke Nights: Every Friday, talented creepers take the stage to belt out their emotional ballads. Warning: it’s both explosive and tear-jerking!

      • The Great Enderman Fashion Show: Ever wanted to see Endermen strut their stuff in haute couture? We’ve got them rocking everything from blocky tuxedos to avant-garde dresses made of obsidian!

      • The Legendary Fight of the Forgotten Fish: Join our special event where players don diving gear and face off against a 400-foot-tall Behemoth Pufferfish that shoots fireworks. It’s said that the last player standing will receive a diamond crown… and a very confused-looking fish soulmate.

      • The International Griefing Olympics: Ever dream of tossing TNT like it’s confetti? Join our regularly scheduled international events where you can unleash your inner gremlin! Countries from all over the multiverse compete for the title of “Most Ingenious Griefer.”

      • Real-Life Survival Experience!: We’ve trained our server’s villagers to throw actual vegetables at players who dare to ignore their trades. Nothing like a potato to remind you of the risks of ignoring the local economy!

      • The Infinite Enchantment Overload: Tired of getting just a “silk touch” on your newbie tools? Join us and find out what happens when you enchant a sword to have TOO MANY effects. Spoiler alert: You might just accidentally create a black hole!

    So why would you ever visit a landlocked country with no pixelated wonders when you could dive into this nonsensical paradise? Forget ordinary travel—join us to kickstart your Minecraft adventures in absolute chaos and hilarity! 🎉✨🌈

    Come for the blocks, stay for the blockbusters!

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  • HydroCraft Minecraft Server

    HydroCraft Minecraft Server

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    Yo, so like, this server is like the FRENCH REVOLUTION of Minecraft servers, except instead of overthrowing the monarchy, we’re uncovering the world’s LARGEST HYDROGEN DEPOSIT worth a mind-blowing $92 TRILLION! Can you imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash?! Join now and be part of the craziest treasure hunt in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that the deposit is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing chicken named Henrietta. Will you be brave enough to face her and claim your riches? Join now and let the adventure begin! 🐔💎💰 #ChickenGuardians #HydrogenHeist #RichesOrRiot

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  • Crafty Memory Server

    Crafty Memory Server

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    so, liek, dis server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz it’s, liek, got the bestest builds eva! u can, liek, build ur own castle and, liek, fight dragons and stuff. but dat’s not even da best part, cuz, liek, we got a secret portal dat takes u back in time to da holocaust. u can, liek, see all da history and stuff and even help save some peeps. it’s, liek, so cool and educational and stuff. u gotta join dis server, it’s, liek, life-changin’ and stuff.

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  • What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

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    Does jacksepticeye Have a Minecraft Server?

    Who is jacksepticeye?

    jacksepticeye, known for his energetic gaming videos and vibrant personality, is a popular YouTuber with millions of followers. Fans are keen to connect with him in Minecraft, prompting inquiries about an official server.

    Official Minecraft Server

    Currently, there is no official jacksepticeye Minecraft server. While fans eagerly anticipate such a platform, they can still engage with community-created experiences inspired by his content.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    If you’re looking to play Minecraft in a jacksepticeye-themed environment, consider exploring fan-made servers. Many fans create their own worlds and mini-games that capture the spirit of jacksepticeye’s gaming style. Popular options include:

      • Jack’s Adventure Realm: A fan-run server with custom maps inspired by his stories.
      • YouTuber Survival Hub: A server featuring various YouTubers, including tributes to jacksepticeye.

    Useful Next Steps

    To stay updated on any potential official server announcements or community events, check out these resources:

    Subscribe to these channels for the latest updates and fan interactions!

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  • POWERED SMP

    POWERED SMP

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Superhero Modded Server
    IP Not provided
    Version Modded with mods like fsangs, hero nbc heroes, etc.
    Player Count Not specified
    Features Superhero mods, custom plugins, active Discord community

    FAQ

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods like fsangs, hero nbc heroes, and more.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, please join the Discord using the invite code https://discord.gg/WhnFMprf.

    What should I do if the invite code expires?

    If the invite code expires, please inform the server admin to generate a new one.

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