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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6530 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Votes: | 5013 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)