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RigRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, downed, drone, hezbollah, Incident, intelligence, interception, Israeli Navy, Maritime, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, offshore gas rig, RigRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Terrorism, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Potions Brewed:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happening than a Hezbollah drone getting taken down by the Israeli Navy! It’s like a wild ride of chaos and fun, man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers and building your own floating gas rig in the sky! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft, right? So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

RocketRaidersMC

BARRAGE, border, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, emergency response, Injuries, Israel, Majdal Shams, MDA reports, MIDDLE EAST, News, north, rocket fire, RocketRaidersMC, Rockets, Syria, Updates, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Potions Brewed:	188	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62	Secret Passages Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rocket fire you’ll experience is launching yourself into the sky with a TNT cannon! we guarantee eleven times the fun as you battle it out in the Majdal Shams area, dodging barrages of creepers and zombies. the MDA (Minecraft Defense Army) reports that the only wounds you’ll receive are from laughing too hard at our hilarious mods and crazy mini-games. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Legs4DaysCraft

anatomy, Biological, bipedal, body parts, comparative anatomy, evolutionary biology, human average, human body, interesting facts, Legs, legs count, Legs4DaysCraft, LIMBS, Mobility, more legs, Oddities, physical characteristics, statistics, two legs, unique traits, Walking

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4452	Crops Grown:	8042
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

hey u, ya u with 2 legs, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance the cha cha slide. not only dat, but our creepers tell knock knock jokes and our zombies do the macarena.

if u join dis server, u will become the ultimate minecraft champion and all the other players will bow down to u like u the king of the block. u will find diamonds in every block u mine and never have to worry about running out of food cuz our chickens lay golden eggs.

but wait, there’s more! our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and will give u super cool missions to complete. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano and underwater cave. it’s lit, fam.

so what u waitin for? join now and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server of all time. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u had a good laugh, right?

Make Craft Mine

Economy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ores Mined:	1073
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Make Craft Mine is a simple economy server, with all the things you would want. Claims, McMMO, Jobs, Resource World, Quests, Battle Pass, Custom Enchants, /sell hand, auction house, head database, and keys. Introducing a new feature called Hardmode, whereby you can make the hustle harder for bragging rights.

play.makecraftmine.com

Firewall Smp

Biomes, Cross-Play, Firewall SMP, java, LifeSteal, pocket edition, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Void Gems Collected:	40

Hey Players.. Its our new starting of FIREWALL SMP season 2. WE Hope You Will Enjoy It

It Have Both Java + Pocket Edition LIfesteal + Survival Many Biomes

Firewall.eupla.com:25463

Secret cozy server 1.20.1 Minecraft server

Age 18+, build battle, Community, Cozy, Discord, family, Farms, Friendly, Hide and seek, learning, Maniac, Minecraft, organizations, Parkour, Players, Responsible, secret, Server, Spawn, TNT Run, Vanilla, Whitelist, wonders of the world, Working

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	1595
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

[Тот самый старый, приятный, ванильный Minecraft. Малое количество игроков, уютная атмосфера и никакой токсичности. У нас самые добрые и ответственные игроки – все общие фермы и спавн построены совместно со всеми игроками сервера]

Sometimes we turn off the whitelist on purpose, so that we can meet new people by chance. But 90% of the time it is always on, so if you have any questions, please contact our discord at the link: https://discord.gg/Fq766YgV3T

[На нашем сервере Вы не повстречаете врунов и обманщиков. Не увидите извращенные строения — грязевые и подобные столбы в обычном мире, портящие всю атмосферу Майнкрафта. Не наткнетесь по воле случая на читера, грифера или же неадеквата]

[Подробнее про нашу компанию]

We are one big family, consisting of nice young people who met each other in the vastness of computer games. Most of us are 18+, but your age may be younger, the main thing is common views and interests.

Additionally, we have a theme of ORGANIZATIONS and WONDERS OF THE WORLD on our server. More details on this in the discord: https://discord.gg/Fq766YgV3T

[Вам идеально подойдёт сервер, если вы много учитесь/работаете]

212.22.85.25

Nope, Not Those Isles – Just Kidding, They’re Still Forbidden 😉

Adventure, Adventurer, Beginner, Biomes, Boundless, Challenges, Custom, Daring, Dimensions, Epic, Forbidden, Isles, Journey, Kidding, Modded, nope, Possibilities, Quests, Resources, Seasoned, smp, Theyre, vibrant

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	3999	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Modded Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Customized Gameplay	Immerse yourself in a meticulously crafted world featuring a unique blend of mods that enhance every aspect of your Minecraft journey.
Endless Exploration	Discover new biomes, dimensions, and challenges that will keep you engaged for hours on end.
Thriving Community	Join a vibrant community of players who share your passion for modded Minecraft.
Fair and Friendly Environment	Enjoy a server environment that prioritizes fairness, respect, and fun.
Regular Events	Participate in exciting events and competitions designed to test your skills and creativity.
Stable and Lag-Free	Server hosted on powerful hardware for minimal downtime and optimal performance.
Constant Updates	Stay up-to-date with the latest mods and Minecraft updates for a fresh gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server using the IP Address: srv29.godlike.club:26492

Q: Is there a community Discord server?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/5AZ2KSURNQ

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: Our server features a curated selection of mods that enhance gameplay and offer new experiences.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and friendly environment for all players. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

FlaVRCraft Minecraft Server

3views, 4views, ai art, ai generated art, band camp, Bloodstained, Cara, choc, Chocolate Chuubas, community hub, corpo-style gen structure, drawing stream, FlaVR domination, FlaVR Friend Maika, FlaVR General, FlaVRcraft, fvr, German Bird, idol corp, indie circle, jidf, Juwun, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Loligae, Minecraft, Nyana, OP Template, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, pyon, Raimi, Server, Southron Maid Edition, TeMP, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ores Mined:	1177
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Animals Bred:	169
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Welcome to the Southron Maid Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you question reality itself.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by AI-generated art, so you never know what kind of wacky creations you’ll come across. One minute you’re building a castle, the next you’re face-to-face with a pixelated dragon wearing a top hat.

– Our community hub is a vortex of madness where anything goes. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Go for it. Want to create a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Why not. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

– We have Korean Vtubers, chocolate chuubas, and even an Idol Corp. Who knows what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to on the server. Maybe they’ll break out into a spontaneous dance number in the middle of a mining expedition.

So come on down to the Southron Maid Edition Minecraft server and join in on the insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server. Or you might accidentally blow up your house with a misplaced TNT block. Either way, it’ll be a blast!

Minecraft SMP: PrincessZeldaCraft

Hyrule, legend of zelda, Minecraft, Nintendo, Princess Zelda, Princess Zelda art, Princess Zelda Breath of the Wild, Princess Zelda cosplay, Princess Zelda costume, Princess Zelda fan, Princess Zelda fanart, Princess Zelda Ganon, Princess Zelda Hyrule Warriors, Princess Zelda illustration, Princess Zelda Link, Princess Zelda Ocarina of Time, Princess Zelda Sheik, Princess Zelda Skyward Sword, Princess Zelda Twilight Princess, PrincessZeldaCraft, smp, triforce, video game character

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ores Mined:	7351	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Princess Zelda of Hyrule herself has declared it the most epic server in all the land! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the villagers with his fiery breath and bad breath.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter his domain. Will you be the one to vanquish this mysterious figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also boasts a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Creeper King. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves – just watch out for any unexpected explosions!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Creeper blast). Princess Zelda awaits your arrival, brave hero – are you ready to take on the challenge and become a legend in the world of Minecraft?

LaundryCraft: No Wife’s Clothes Allowed

Agreement, Allowed, clothes, Communication, consideration, dryer sheets, Expenses, fabric softener, hand-me-down, laundromat, Laundry, LaundryCraft, Marriage, mind reading, MONEY, relationships, socks, Temperature, underwear, Uniforms, Washing, Wifes, work

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crops Grown:	1245
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of laundry causing unnecessary fights in your relationship? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of laundry woes and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

We understand the struggle of dealing with a broken washer and the dreaded laundromat visits. That’s why on our server, there’s no need to worry about laundry etiquette or sharing washing machines. Each player is responsible for their own virtual laundry, so you can avoid any potential arguments with your significant other.

But beware, just like in real life, misunderstandings can still happen. Imagine a scenario where you and your Minecraft partner have a disagreement over whose turn it is to mine for diamonds. Will you be accused of being inconsiderate or will your partner expect you to be a mind-reader? Only on our server will you find out!

So come join us for a laundry-free, drama-filled Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual chores could be so entertaining?